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Bob Sanders
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All of your eyeglass are trick props.
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Father Photius
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You read posts of thread of "Ten Greatest Magicians" and Fred Kaps name isn't listed in any of them.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You want an alarm clock that uses flash paper.
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Father Photius
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You spent two hours watching a DVD of magic tricks you already know how to do.
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jay leslie
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You spent another 5 hours reshooting segments to send to the producer, in the hopes they will make updates.
Father Photius
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You think Jay Leslie is the most brilliant mind in magic.
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When you know what magician played harmonica with The Harmonicats...

That you have fond memories of being in a performance tent in Colon in August and that know that is going to happen again this summer in Colon. Wow, who could have thunk it?

That you can still remember what Mark Wilson performed at the Michigan State Fair in Detroit over 30 years ago...
Father Photius
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You can remember the first episode of Mark Wilson's "Time for Magic" in 1955 over 55 years ago.
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Quote:
On 2011-01-11 22:22, Father Photius wrote:
You think Jay Leslie is the most brilliant mind in magic.



Now ya see. I was all ready to be grumpy that my back is hurting and you went and put me in a good mood so now I have to go back in the shop and continue working on a gimmick for WH (But who's name dropping?)

Which reminds me of a thought I just had.

Have you ever been sick and tired?
I was sick and tired, so sick and tired that I became sick and tired of being sick and tired but then I became sick and tired of that....
So does that mean I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired of being sick and tired?
Father Photius
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(lol, I don't know I'm sick and tired of thinking of it)

when you remember a time when you thought Nani Darnell's name was Loni Darnell.
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jay leslie
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When you fall through a trap door and tell everyone it's just a stage you're going through. Ar Ar Ar
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When you back and front palm your checks before putting them in the envelopes to pay your bills.
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Bob Sanders
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Even your dog is an escape artist.
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jay leslie
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When the quantity of posts is more important than quality.
Father Photius
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When you are half way through reading a judo book when you realize it isn't a magic book.
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Bob Sanders
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You try to turn down bookings on magic club nights.
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jay leslie
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You hire someone to clean the shop so you can run your posts up.
Father Photius
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When you start to work on a new trick and when you look up next it is 3 days later.
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joseph
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You think you can afford an assistant...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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You own every trick in the Penguin Magic catalog and you have just turned 16 years of age.
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