You keep thinking-up rock jokes

The amount of magic apparatus that you own which you don't use is greater than the amount of magic apparatus that you own that you do use.

You know your inventory of magic props is great than that in the dealer room and you buy more anyway.

You actually read all the magic dealers emails you get every week.

All your poker decks contain blank cards

When you realize you are playing gin with a Svengali deck.

All your envelopes have little slits or have 2 compartments.

You'll buy something just to get the brown bag.

Every thing Jamy Ian Swiss says, makes perfect sense

While standing in line at the local bank, you expect a 4 foot microphone stand or a bowling ball will be produced from all the ladies purses.

You can actually keep coming up with ideas to post in this forum

You save toilet paper rollers for silk fountains.

Every morning your brush your teeth and think while looking at the toothpaste tube, "there's got to be some way to make this into a trick"

You make 16,000 post on the Café.

You go back and read all of Dynamike's posts in the last 30 days.

You even keep your fake eggs in the refrigerator.

You feel compelled to read these posts before you read the morning newspaper.

You finally figure out how do do that vanishing silk/ and strip routine without a TT

For Xmas, you received 3 gift certificates for Hobby Lobby...

You sit up half the night trying to figure out how to make something vanish, finally about 5AM you come up with a great idea and go to bed, and when you wake up you can't remember the idea.