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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Hobby Lobby knows that you only want things out of season.
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Father Photius
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You can't go to a magic convention without packing your special magic show watching underwear.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You tell your wife you only want crisp dollar bills for your weekly allowance...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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You have 30 doves and don't release them at weddings.

You also scotch-guard the inside of every bag you own.
hbwolkov
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You list your occupation as mostly unemployed and haven't paid taxes in the last 7 years.
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Father Photius
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You have a special pair of glasses for watching close-up
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You don't allow things to be placed on your close-up table.
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Father Photius
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A woman cuts you off in traffic and you shout "Ditch".
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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You carry a TT, loop, and gimmick coins and cards in your glove compartment of your car at all times.
Northern California
Father Photius
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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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You perform torn and restored ticket for the cop who stopped you.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You list the Magic Café as home.
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Father Photius
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You actually do own a squirt coin.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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The number of trick card decks you own exceeds your I.Q.
Northern California
Father Photius
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If you no longer have a measurable IQ
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
hbwolkov
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Your dentist and the local otolaryngologist have linked your name with Steve Spill.
Northern California
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Your rabbit knows your music.
Bob Sanders

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Father Photius
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Your magic magazines have finally taken over the house.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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Before meals, you say grace and one magic word...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Other magicians wait outside your house for you to put out your trash.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You need a separate hard drive just for trick photos and instructions.
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