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joseph
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You play with all your Tenyo tricks in the bathtub...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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There is always a can of rubber cement on your desk.
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Father Photius
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You'd rather practice that coin move instead of watch the Superbowl
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joseph
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You warm your Super Bowl chicken wings with your fire wallet...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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You watch a running commode and scheme for a way to use that in magic.
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jay leslie
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Quote:
On 2011-02-05 12:44, Father Photius wrote:
Other magicians wait outside your house for you to put out your trash.


Other magicians root through your dumpster behind your industrial building.

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Bob Sanders
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People assume you have no other responsibilities.
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Father Photius
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While cutting out broken sections of pipe from the freeze, you start to realize there will be thousands of these around town and there has to be some way to turn it into a great trick.
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Bob Sanders
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You have to make time for other things.
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Father Photius
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Your schedule is so full of magic that you don't have time for magic.
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Bob Sanders
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You raid the refrigerator for egg cartons instead of food.
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Father Photius
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You get red eye from watching magic dvds.
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Bob Sanders
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You hope you get to the VISA bill before your wife does.
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Father Photius
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You actually stick your head in the sand rather than read the Ostrich Factor.
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Bob Sanders
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You are so busy on The Magic Café that you don't know it is snowing in El Paso.
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jay leslie
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You are so busy on the Café that you have to get your weather reports from Bob
Father Photius
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(Actually it is sunny and 50 degrees)

You are watching a video on judo kuzushi and get an idea for a magic trick.
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Bob Sanders
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(Today there is snow at Magic valley Ranch!)

All of your dollar bills have been well folded too many times.
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hbwolkov
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You think the sheriff will be amused when you change his hundred dollar bill to a dollar
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MagicBus
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That you spend so much time on The Magic Café' that if you got a dollar tax deduction for every hour you spent on The Café'- you would not owe any taxes. Oh if that were only true...
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