You play with all your Tenyo tricks in the bathtub...

There is always a can of rubber cement on your desk.

You'd rather practice that coin move instead of watch the Superbowl

You warm your Super Bowl chicken wings with your fire wallet...

You watch a running commode and scheme for a way to use that in magic.

Other magicians root through your dumpster behind your industrial building.

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People assume you have no other responsibilities.

While cutting out broken sections of pipe from the freeze, you start to realize there will be thousands of these around town and there has to be some way to turn it into a great trick.

You have to make time for other things.

Your schedule is so full of magic that you don't have time for magic.

You raid the refrigerator for egg cartons instead of food.

You get red eye from watching magic dvds.

You hope you get to the VISA bill before your wife does.

You actually stick your head in the sand rather than read the Ostrich Factor.

You are so busy on The Magic Café that you don't know it is snowing in El Paso.

You are so busy on the Café that you have to get your weather reports from Bob

(Actually it is sunny and 50 degrees)

You are watching a video on judo kuzushi and get an idea for a magic trick.

(Today there is snow at Magic valley Ranch!)

All of your dollar bills have been well folded too many times.

You think the sheriff will be amused when you change his hundred dollar bill to a dollar

That you spend so much time on The Magic Café' that if you got a dollar tax deduction for every hour you spent on The Café'- you would not owe any taxes. Oh if that were only true...