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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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It's still 6 days from the magic convention and you are already trying to trim down your buy list.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Every casino wants to hire you to catch people cheating.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You go for a week to Las Vegas and actually only go to a magic convention.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You wear a propeller cap and eat a lollipop while attending kids shows...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You reach 15,000 post.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you start to understand what Dynamike is actually talking about.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Quote:
On 2011-02-26 10:34, Father Photius wrote: When you care what other magicians talk about - but think they should hang on your every worm.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When Jay's witicisms begin to make profound sense.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You put all used napkins into your soft soap box...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you realize you just did 3 TT tricks and you weren't using a TT.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You change your last name to Nani...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You sleep in your costume in case someone calls for a 3am show.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your shoes are tied with IT.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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All the change in your pocket is gimmicked.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You keep schedules based upon the times of magic events.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You will only use a TT that matches your finger print
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You really wonder if there are also blue blood cells.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You carry a big fan to blow your hair around.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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Your new wallet must have more than 15 slots...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You build props all day, Go to the Magic Castle at night, Post here at midnight and you have a show at 8am about 70 miles away.
Jay Leslie
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