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joseph
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Please ignore my
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You move to the east coast, so you can be first to post every day...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Sharpie Pens are the only writing instruments in the house.
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Father Photius
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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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You get a kick out of watching top pros being blown away by Juan Tamariz.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You perform magic for strangers' kids in shopping carts in Wal-Mart.
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Father Photius
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When you have 600mb of magic e-book downloads on your hard drive.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You have a drawer full of name tags from magic conventions you don't remember attending.
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hbwolkov
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Inner circle
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All your envelopes seem to have a little slit.
Northern California
joseph
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You have 20 blank keys on your keychain...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Your wife knows better than to borrow coins from you.
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hbwolkov
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You perform a clothes changing routine during your wedding ceremony.
Northern California
joseph
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You know 101 ways to force a credit card...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You realize that you actually only need to know ONE force.
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hbwolkov
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The fire department calls you when they need more rope.
Northern California
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Your friends look for your "online" light on the Magic Café to know when to call you.
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joseph
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Your favorite Xmas gift was a roll of felt...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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You know 15,000 card tricks and only perform coin magic.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You know more about the magicians on The Magic Café than you know about your next door neighbor.
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Father Photius
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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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You have insomnia and try to read to go to sleep and pick up a book by Juan Tamariz like you are actually going to put it down and go to sleep before you finish it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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You practice your card magic in the shower.
Bob Sanders
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Your only vacation pictures are from magic conventions.
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