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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17478 Posts ![]() |
You move to the east coast, so you can be first to post every day...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
Sharpie Pens are the only writing instruments in the house.
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
You get a kick out of watching top pros being blown away by Juan Tamariz.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
You perform magic for strangers' kids in shopping carts in Wal-Mart.
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
When you have 600mb of magic e-book downloads on your hard drive.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
You have a drawer full of name tags from magic conventions you don't remember attending.
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hbwolkov![]() Inner circle 2947 Posts ![]() |
All your envelopes seem to have a little slit.
Northern California
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17478 Posts ![]() |
You have 20 blank keys on your keychain...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
Your wife knows better than to borrow coins from you.
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hbwolkov![]() Inner circle 2947 Posts ![]() |
You perform a clothes changing routine during your wedding ceremony.
Northern California
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17478 Posts ![]() |
You know 101 ways to force a credit card...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
You realize that you actually only need to know ONE force.
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hbwolkov![]() Inner circle 2947 Posts ![]() |
The fire department calls you when they need more rope.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
Your friends look for your "online" light on the Magic Café to know when to call you.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17478 Posts ![]() |
Your favorite Xmas gift was a roll of felt...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
You know 15,000 card tricks and only perform coin magic.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
You know more about the magicians on The Magic Café than you know about your next door neighbor.
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
You have insomnia and try to read to go to sleep and pick up a book by Juan Tamariz like you are actually going to put it down and go to sleep before you finish it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9502 Posts ![]() |
You practice your card magic in the shower.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
Your only vacation pictures are from magic conventions.
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