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Father Photius
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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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You have drawers full of coins, but not a single one you can spend.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
francisngkl
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Singapore
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You are suspicious when your wife return you the wedding ring
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
Father Photius
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You have to meet the mailman down the street so your spouse won't know that you have bought yet another magic item.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
francisngkl
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Your spouse use your chick pans for cooking
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You take out the trash very early so your wife can't find the boxes that held your newest magic trick.
Bob Sanders

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jay leslie
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You have 5 chair suspensions, a broom, an asrah, two aggas, three flying carpets and a bunch of I.T.

And when you go in the bank they always ask if you can float THEM a loan.
francisngkl
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You challenge a policeman to handcuff and put you in jail so that you can reappear on the street buskering in seconds.
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
joseph
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Eternal Order
Please ignore my
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You learn carpentry just to find out what a dove tail is...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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When you pass the hat for a traffic cop working an intersection.
Bob Sanders

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francisngkl
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Singapore
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Your spouse begin to scan the yellow pages for magic rehabitation centres
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
jay leslie
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Southern California
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Photius gets more than half the posts on one page... or was that Bob?
jay leslie
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Made you look!!!!!
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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All the listings in your address book have duplicate entries using a stage name.
Bob Sanders

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Father Photius
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When you go to the bank the teller makes you stand 10 feet away from the window.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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You take a break from practicing to eat breakfast, and it's 5 pm...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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You can recite from memory every dialogue line from "Magic Land of Allakazam".
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
francisngkl
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You serve soup using lota bowls
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
joseph
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You have a phd from the Chavez school of magic...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
mahucharn
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You spend more money on cards per month than you do on your utility bill.
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You list IBM as your next of kin.
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

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