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hbwolkov
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By the time you can do an advanced card flourish you realize not only are your kids out of diapers but they have also graduated college.
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jay leslie
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You have your wife stand in the mismade but forget to tell her the secret.
hbwolkov
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Your mother describes you as, " My son the magician", instead of "My son the doctor".
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jay leslie
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All your directions are alphabetised by manufacturer and in one place
Schism
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When you forget your car keys but not your cards
mahucharn
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Your friends hack your computer to figure out your recent searches on online magic stores in a desperate attempt to find you a gift.
Bob Sanders
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You think the mark of a good tailor is the quality of his dove harnesses.
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jay leslie
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You have a custom made cup that fits in your mouth, for the bullet catch.
Bob Sanders
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You go to the dentist office to borrow tools.
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mahucharn
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You walk into the Dentist's office, they take one look at you and say "What is it this week?".
Bob Sanders
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In the emergency room they have to ask you to take off your holdout and thumb tip so they can examine you.
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jay leslie
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You twist you hand around in the doctors office and ask if it's normal...

You also put a ball in your armpit to stop your pulse.
Bob Sanders
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You have to explain callouses caused by shuffling cards.
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hbwolkov
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You have worn out 3 magic wands.
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joseph
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You don't find your chop cup attractive any more...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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You live by RULE NUMBER ONE on page 72 of "You Know You're A Magician When"
Bob Sanders
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You carry extra thumb tacks so you can post your business card on the bulletin board.
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hbwolkov
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You can recite the ISBN numbers of your favorite 100 magic books.
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Bob Sanders
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You are still waiting for Doug Henning's opinion on your effect.
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The only things in your house not covered with dust are magic props.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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