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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts 
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You have more information than the FBI about the people in the audience.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You have done your mentalism act so many time that you are beginning to think you really can read minds.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Your wife makes dinner reservations for 3 so your Mindreading Goose will have his own chair.
Northern California
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Every 3 of 10 posts are in this section.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You have to rent an 16 wheel truck just to move your magic collection.
Northern California
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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts
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You are able to contribute enough to post 10 times per day on the Magic Café (hey that rhymed!).
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You know the difference between different dove and rabbit species.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You can identify a silk's manufacturer from 40ft away.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Your wife shops in the mall, while you entertain outside the stores...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Your vehicle purchase criteria is based first on whether or not your props for your show will fit in.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You run out of memory on your terabyte hard drive cataloging the magic tricks kept in your closet.
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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You can't decide whether to pay your utility bill, or buy that cool illusion...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You spend more time at lunch doing magic for the staff than eating lunch. (You have to take it back to the office!)
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Quote:
On 2011-06-04 13:23, Father Photius wrote: Your dating criteria is based on whether she fits in the box, or not. (call me shallow)
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M&M Magic Regular user 116 Posts
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Your doing the dishes and a ball appears under a cup!
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Every coat has a dove pocket.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Pay attention now...
You put on your "Thinking Cap" and hope someone doesn't steal it and turn it into a "Lie Detector Routine"
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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The local magic shop calls you when they can't figure out how to demo a new effect.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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You plan a nap at a magic convention in order to be awake for the 11 PM lecture.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You know more commercial names for an effect than ways to perform it.
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