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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
You go to a magic convention with a huge pocket full of money and come home with a pocket full of crap you probably will never use.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17382 Posts ![]() |
You dry the dishes with a foulard...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts ![]() |
Your spare time is spent hunting space to store the magic props you'll never use but won't give up.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17382 Posts ![]() |
You run your clothes through a soft soap box...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts ![]() |
You know two dozen old names for the "NEWEST" effect and buy it anyway.
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hbwolkov![]() Inner circle 2947 Posts ![]() |
It takes one moving van to move your furniture and 3 moving vans to move your magic collection.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts ![]() |
You have more thumb tips than socks.
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hbwolkov![]() Inner circle 2947 Posts ![]() |
Your will contains 24 pages of magic tricks and the balance of one small bank account bequeathed to your children.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts ![]() |
The clarifying question you frequently asks is "Is that the appearing or the vanishing ...?"
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
You sit around trying to quantify how many magicians it takes to float a lightbulb.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts ![]() |
You carry a 4-Color Double Changing Silk to the ball game so you are always showing the winning team colors.
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
You are trying to get by on 3 hrs sleep because you stayed up most of the night playing with your TUC
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17382 Posts ![]() |
When you know what a TUC, tt, rs, dst, or df is...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov![]() Inner circle 2947 Posts ![]() |
The body armor manufacturers comes to you when their supply of kevlar runs low
Northern California
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts ![]() |
You realize that some of the props in your show are older than your children.
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hbwolkov![]() Inner circle 2947 Posts ![]() |
Your boss asks you to send your magic mail order deliveries to your house instead of the office because the mail room can not keep up with the volume.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders![]() Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts ![]() |
You have more storage for boxes of cards than clothes.
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
After three days of working on that coin move you realize that your weakness is due to not having eaten or slept for three days.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts ![]() |
You always give whole dollars in the hopes of getting change and finding that mag. quarter you lost about 10 years ago.
Jay Leslie
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hbwolkov![]() Inner circle 2947 Posts ![]() |
You are asked not to levitate the body when you attend a funeral.
Northern California
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