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hbwolkov
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You can't walk into Home Depot or Lowes without imagining 3 new magic tricks.
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Bob Sanders
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You notice that your finger tips and toe nails are turning white and everything in between is turning dark and you like to hear magic words.
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jay leslie
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You're over 16,000 posts and all of them were made on a smart phone.
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When you don't know what a smart phone is...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
hbwolkov
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The post office delivers all packages from Hocus Pocus to your house even if the address is incorrectly labelled.
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jay leslie
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Your proctologist asks how long you've been doing sponge balls.
hbwolkov
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Your proctologist and urologist in a joint procedure have to remove one red ball and two blue balls
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jay leslie
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I did not know they made blue sponge balls.
hbwolkov
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Who mentioned sponge balls.
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Bob Sanders
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Your neighbors wonder if you raise rabbits for food.
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Bob Sanders
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You are actually a prospect for a purple suit.
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jay leslie
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You have three purple suits, at your ready.

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Bob Sanders
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You use more Woolite than your wife does.
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hbwolkov
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You are familiar with the latest posts on The Café but you have not seen a newspaper in 2 weeks.
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Bob Sanders
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You are waiting to see which presidential candidate is endorsed by Genii magazine.
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hbwolkov
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You believe that Obama won't be re.nominated by the Democratic party to run in the next election
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Bob Sanders
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You buy shoes that have plenty of room for a toe switch.
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jay leslie
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You have a really big piggy bank for your jumbo coins.
Bob Sanders
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You sign your checks with a nail writer.
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You spend far too much time pointlessly arguing with Payne under the "The Good News" FCM heading on The Magic Café'
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