One's living room features a rabbit hutch (true story)

"Bessie the Elusive Cow" is so elusive that one spent an hour trying to decipher the instructions for it.

You go into Hallmark store and they greet your with "Pick a card".

When you go to the magic store and purchase for $35 a used magic poster of magician that was probably taken off a wall someplace for free...

When you wish The Magic Café' would serve coffee and danish too so you could spend more thime here. So glad there is no cover charge for entry into the Café' as there is alotta good magic seen here. Better than Chat Stew.

The combination to open your car door is your key sequence for a stacked deck.

When you are awake at 4 am looking for trick reviews at Café

You put a digital clock by your plate when you eat.

You roll-up a rubber turkey leg at dinner and put it in your pocket........ like no one in your family ever saw that before.

Your doves have their own celebrity chef.

You spend several hours a day visiting magic site on the internet when you are losing opportunities to actually do magic.

The last member of the audience left 20 minutes before your finale

You have made your credit cards into a stripper deck.

Your children ask you if you know their father.

Strangers introduce you as "The Magician" but they don't remember your name.

You forget which of your wrist watches is real...

The reel for your office key card doubles for magic tricks.

The city government sends your property tax bill to the local magic shop.

You watch magic videos while brushing your teeth.

Your magic magazines fill up 2 of your 3 bedrooms which prevents your mother-in-law from taking prolonged visitation.