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MagicBus
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Inner circle
Kalamazoo, Michigan
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One's living room features a rabbit hutch (true story)
MagicBus
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Kalamazoo, Michigan
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"Bessie the Elusive Cow" is so elusive that one spent an hour trying to decipher the instructions for it.
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You go into Hallmark store and they greet your with "Pick a card".
Bob Sanders

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MagicBus
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Kalamazoo, Michigan
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When you go to the magic store and purchase for $35 a used magic poster of magician that was probably taken off a wall someplace for free...
MagicBus
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Kalamazoo, Michigan
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When you wish The Magic Café' would serve coffee and danish too so you could spend more thime here. So glad there is no cover charge for entry into the Café' as there is alotta good magic seen here. Better than Chat Stew.
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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The combination to open your car door is your key sequence for a stacked deck.
Bob Sanders

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dkarahan
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When you are awake at 4 am looking for trick reviews at Café Smile
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You put a digital clock by your plate when you eat.
Bob Sanders

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jay leslie
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Southern California
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You roll-up a rubber turkey leg at dinner and put it in your pocket........ like no one in your family ever saw that before.
hbwolkov
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Your doves have their own celebrity chef.
Northern California
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You spend several hours a day visiting magic site on the internet when you are losing opportunities to actually do magic.
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hbwolkov
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The last member of the audience left 20 minutes before your finale
Northern California
Bob Sanders
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Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You have made your credit cards into a stripper deck.
Bob Sanders

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hbwolkov
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Your children ask you if you know their father.
Northern California
Bob Sanders
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Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Strangers introduce you as "The Magician" but they don't remember your name.
Bob Sanders

Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz

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joseph
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Eternal Order
Please ignore my
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You forget which of your wrist watches is real...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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The reel for your office key card doubles for magic tricks.
Bob Sanders

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hbwolkov
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The city government sends your property tax bill to the local magic shop.
Northern California
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You watch magic videos while brushing your teeth.
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hbwolkov
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Your magic magazines fill up 2 of your 3 bedrooms which prevents your mother-in-law from taking prolonged visitation.
Northern California
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