You think of "dini" as a title and not a suffix. (It gives class to Bubba Whodini.)

You consider growing a beard because it looks wizard-like

You associate lifting the toilet seat and ring with a get ready for a double lift.

You order more magic before you open your latest tricks...

You have more magic dealers' business cards than you have of your own.

On Xmas eve, you hang a dove bag, an egg bag and a change bag on the fireplace...

Little black book... What little black book? It's become a scribbled-out mess of all the little numbers who won't return your call.

Why do I post here,
Let me count the ways

Is it by broadband? Nay, I say.
Is it by the IPhone, Nay again,
Is it by figuring-out my neighbours password and using their wireless, Spare me the thought (although it's password1).

I use my secretary. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Barbara
CC Jay

When you are aware that there are no cards left for you to force.

Members of Café send you a personal email to let you know of their current offerings on the Lets Make a Magic Deal section since they really need to unload their used tricks, books, and DVD's and they know you will buy anything..

You sell more magic than your local shop...

You don't have a place left where you could carry a real wallet.

You actually still read this forum.

You wear a Magic Castle bib at supper time...

When you watch magic DVDs instead of the Super Bowl.

You realize who is running America.

You drink from a Chop Cup.

Rocky The Racoon said nice things to you, on Valentines Day.

(That's a joke, It's a joke. I know the difference between a joke and reality...
Rocky would never say nice things... especially after he gets stuffed in that Chick Pan...
All I ever hear are complaints about working conditions).

You're mad because your Rocky Racoon saw his shadow...

Your linking rings look more elliptical than round and your deck of cards look like a rolodex.