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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts 
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You see the news as history.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17499 Posts
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You frame your tt collection...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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You hide 80 handcuff keys even when you go to the grocery store.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17499 Posts
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You know more than 1 good reason to tear up a
card only to restore it...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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You assume that all phone books are gimmicked.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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You use industrial reels
http://www.thehouseofenchantment.com/graphics/reel.jpg
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17499 Posts
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You tease your dog with a bisquit attached to above reel...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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When you use a salt shaker, you say "hocus pocus".
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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When you use your posts for a broom suspension
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17499 Posts
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When you get up at 2am to go, and you have to check the Café real quick...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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You keep your car keys in a holdout.
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UPS makes all magic deliveries in your zip code to your house whether or not your address is on the delivery slip.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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You classify your clothing by the pockets they have.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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You have three sizes of every trick and three prices.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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You use a Sharpie Pen to write checks.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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You use your old Rice Bowls to serve guests, soup.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts
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You carry extra rubber bands for your coins.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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Quote:
On 2012-03-10 07:39, Bob Sanders wrote: you carry extra rubber bands for scotch and soda
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17499 Posts
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You stay up for the 2 am info - mercial to hear the guy say
'thru the magic of tv' ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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You almost bought a Shoedini because of the name.
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