You'll spend more for a MisMade dollar bill than a perfect one.

You go to bed a night thinking of how to do a trick.
and wake up a 4am and have figured it out.

You cut off perfectly good pencils to use for secret writing.

Instead of your suits having shirts,
your shirts have 'suits'...

Your cheers are "Pip, Pip Hooray"

You can eat popcorn with your roll up necktie...

You think the sounding smoke alarm is just a joke.

You get scared when someone asks to borrow your jacket.

You hunt your rabbit every time you hear gnawing noise.

You wait for a door-to-door salesman to use as an audience.

You sing "Happy Birthday" to your props when the dates arrive.

You have different rooms in your house for specific types of magic.

You buy a deck of cards instead of a Christmas card.

You have other reasons for wanting to know birthdays.

Haha!

Someone asks you to pass the ball, but you do it with cards instead.

You are doing nothing else completely.

You ignore your friends and family.

You skip your gigs to be on the Magic Café.

You're on the Café 24 hours.

You glue a TT on your thumb.