Magic you bought new, is worth what you paid again - because it's an antique.

You double lift your organic chemistry notes.

You start inventing your own magic tricks.

You sat down in a chair forgetting you were all loaded up for the Michael Mode Appearing Bowling Pin. Ooowiee

Your friends expect to see you at every magic convention.

You would miss a family wedding or funeral to go to a magic convention.

You have one unopened trick for each day of the year

Your unopened tricks have to cataloged.

You have to sell your set of Encyclopedia Britannica to make room for this months purchase of magic books.

You have magic notes in your vault!

You have insured your props for more money than your house.

You list magic dealers as Emergency numbers to call.

Your magic trick catalog is more extensive than the Library of Congress.

Your kids ask if they can use Bobo's coin book for their book report at school.

You have the metal buttons replaced on your sport coats so magnets won't stick to them.

You have to replace your credit cards every week...

You buy Sharpie pens by the box.

You cut your thumbnail everyday to use a TT

You have separate TT loops sewn in all your coat pockets.

Every club in 60 miles asks you to price their estate sales items.