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MR Effecto![]() Inner circle 2875 Posts ![]() |
You go up do a door that will open by it self and you pertend to use magic to open it.
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
You stopped counting the number of times someone said "If you were a real magician you could load all that equipment, in your car, by snapping your fingers"
Incidentally,They are always new people saying this. When I wrote "someone" I assumed you were aware of that.... If not... I have one person who follows me around and makes that comment every show. They must have a lot of free time. And if you believe that, ask Joseph for his dry cleaning ticket because he has a coat he hasn't picked-up for 5 years.
Jay Leslie
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17502 Posts ![]() |
I can snap my fingers and have that coat appear any time I wish. ..
I have not picked it up, because I keep tearing and restoring the laundry ticket...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Mike Brezler![]() Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts ![]() |
You put slush powder in your coffee instead of powdered creamer
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
Your dog's name is Presto!
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17502 Posts ![]() |
You unthread your razor blades before you shave. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
You asks the waiter for a wand instead of a straw.
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
When all of your suits have holdouts in them.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17502 Posts ![]() |
You open your fire wallet to light your cigar. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
You carry your pills in your TT
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17502 Posts ![]() |
You have 15,000-20,000 posts. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
You have over 15,000 posts but ironically your signature warrents the viewer to ignore them all
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Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
You constantly seek sequentially numbered dollar bills.
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
Even thought you swore-off buying stupid things from thrift stores, you keep filling-up drawers with stuff you'll (never) use later.
Jay Leslie
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17502 Posts ![]() |
You see a rubber band and get the chills. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
You go to magic auctions and come home with even more magic than you took to sell.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17502 Posts ![]() |
You water the plants, and your botanias. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
You buy rubber bands five pounds at a time.
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Bob Sanders![]() 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20503 Posts ![]() |
You think of dental floss as "Visible Thread".
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
You start making a custom Lyons Bride for your new kitten before you know how large he'll grow.
Jay Leslie
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