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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts 
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You drive to work blindfolded. ...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Your children are named Presto and Shazam.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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When someone lugs a chair illusion to the beach, and says
you have too many ignored posts. ...
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JoshTmagic Loyal user Illinois 265 Posts
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Your pants fall down when you run because you have so much magic stuff in you pockets
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You go to the fishing pond and make real fisherman crazy with your Ariel fishing.... and keep it a secret.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You stare at a dollar bill every day, hoping
to do something new with it. ...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The dry cleaners ask a lot of questions about the things they find in your clothes.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You can keep one of your tuxedo suits at the dry
cleaners for about 3 years. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Mac King goes blank for a second and you immediately prompt him.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You drink slush powder in your coffee.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You look forward to Sankey's new weekly release...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You only date women 5'3" to 5'5", weigh 110 to 115 pounds and are not afraid to make cold calls.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You're the only one in shop class building illusions. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When the last 27 posts on your credit card statement have the word "magic" in them.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You finally make someone's wife disappear. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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And then she reappears as your wife.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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The secretary at work wonders why she has to keep
ordering paper clips and rubber bands every week. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You suddenly realize while doing tricks in the hotel coffee shop that it is now 2015 and when you began the evening before you were at the 2008 SAM convention.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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And your beard is so long you can perform the Donut Penetration Off Your Beard Trick..... Using the Spirit Nut principal with the 600 spare donuts, you've made "vanish" in your lap, at one time or other
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You always get 2 cups of coffee;
One to drink, and one to perform the slush powder effect. ...
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