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joseph
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You drive to work blindfolded. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Your children are named Presto and Shazam.
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joseph
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When someone lugs a chair illusion to the beach, and says
you have too many ignored posts. ...
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JoshTmagic
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Your pants fall down when you run because you have so much magic stuff in you pockets
jay leslie
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You go to the fishing pond and make real fisherman crazy with your Ariel fishing.... and keep it a secret.
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You stare at a dollar bill every day, hoping
to do something new with it. ...
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Bob Sanders
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The dry cleaners ask a lot of questions about the things they find in your clothes.
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joseph
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You can keep one of your tuxedo suits at the dry
cleaners for about 3 years. ...
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Father Photius
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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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Mac King goes blank for a second and you immediately prompt him.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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You drink slush powder in your coffee.
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joseph
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You look forward to Sankey's new weekly release...
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jay leslie
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You only date women 5'3" to 5'5", weigh 110 to 115 pounds and are not afraid to make cold calls.
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You're the only one in shop class building illusions. ...
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Father Photius
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When the last 27 posts on your credit card statement have the word "magic" in them.
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You finally make someone's wife disappear. ...
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Father Photius
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And then she reappears as your wife.
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The secretary at work wonders why she has to keep
ordering paper clips and rubber bands every week. ...
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Father Photius
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You suddenly realize while doing tricks in the hotel coffee shop that it is now 2015 and when you began the evening before you were at the 2008 SAM convention.
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And your beard is so long you can perform the Donut Penetration Off Your Beard Trick..... Using the Spirit Nut principal with the 600 spare donuts, you've made "vanish" in your lap, at one time or other Smile
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You always get 2 cups of coffee;
One to drink, and one to perform the slush powder effect. ...
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