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Father Photius
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When you know someone who has used a pair of pantyhose they were wearing to ditch or steal a prop.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
tabman
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When you spend brain power trying to think of ways to tie a fart machine into a magic routine.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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JamesTong
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When your wife finds you mutilating her expensive pantyhose so you can save money on invisible threads.
Father Photius
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When you are wandering through an antique mall and pick up some obsolete object manufactured in the 40's and think...now with a little black felt and....."
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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When you found a new hobby collecting photos of cups owned by cups and balls collectors.
Father Photius
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When you are emailing someone who is not into magic, and they have asked how you liked the magic convention, and instead of saying you had a good time you write 14 pages of details about the convention.
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JamesTong
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When you cannot discribe anything about magic in one or two sentences but have to do it with 25 pages.
MagicBus
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When your "My favorite places" on American Online has over 100 magic web sites... and about 10 non-magic web sites.
joseph
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When the new demo you watched has to be real magic, so you buy it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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When you watch postings of lectures for any coming within 6 hours of you.
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JamesTong
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When your calender is marked with all kinds of magic happenings all round the world.
joseph
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You have 100 dvds of Youtube magic demos...
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Father Photius
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When you have over 40 folders on your hard drive dedicated to magic.
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JamesTong
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When 99% of what is in my computer is dedicated to magic and the balance of the 1% is only dedicated to conjuring.
Father Photius
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(You got it bad , James)

When you have four drawers full of coin gaffs.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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When you keep buying gaff cards because you think they will come in handy one day. And when that one fine day arrive you do not even know what those gaff cards are for.
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Cost of all your gaff coin sets = One 2008 Corvette... Smile ...
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JamesTong
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When you have complete collections of all coin gaffs made and sold by every coin maker and magic shop and you are still sending coins from different countries to coin makers to be converted to gaffs.
Father Photius
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On 2009-06-13 15:17, joseph wrote:
Cost of all your gaff coin sets = One 2008 Corvette... Smile ...

(Closer to a Ferrari)

When you deliberately eat lunch at places you know other magicians to hang out at hopping to run into one or two.
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When you make fun of the magic shows on tv, and realize you are doing the same tricks they are...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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