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blamobox![]() New user A shed in Somerset England 52 Posts ![]() |
You have an in-growing nail on your thumb-tip....
Time Ticks Away Like a Peanut............
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blamobox![]() New user A shed in Somerset England 52 Posts ![]() |
When you're rabbit wants a divorce..
Time Ticks Away Like a Peanut............
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
You have an "applause" sign embroidered inside of your coat lining.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Revel Rob![]() New user Toronto 50 Posts ![]() |
The automatic response to your "Hey hunny?..." is "NO MORE TRICKS PLEASE!!!"
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts ![]() |
Quote:
On Jan 13, 2016, blamobox wrote: How about my dove? He's only looks at me sideways.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
Looks like a dovorce is unpreventable, Jay.
When you can't name a single TV show on the air this season, but can name every card move in card college.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts ![]() |
You try to teach your dove to say a magic word...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
You actually do a search for Dynamike posts.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts ![]() |
You have a box full of half shells and another full of CS and you try to make a S&S for three hours.
(Or when you can - read the above - and understand it)
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
You try to invent a card trick.
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts ![]() |
.⬆️ When you ⬆️ have 5 HTMLs in your signature ⬆️ but only one joke above it.🔼
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
You show up for magic show, missing your wedding.
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
The minister at your wedding is Max Mavin.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts ![]() |
So basically,
You're doing too much magic when "dodging a bullet" could either be a stage trick or a marriage proposal. Both are dangerous.
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
You try bullet catching without any teeth.
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts ![]() |
Could be said about dating, too.
Jay Leslie
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17381 Posts ![]() |
Everything you touch 'smokes'...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
Trying to catch up with Dynamike's post.
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts ![]() |
You are brought before a judge and the first words out of your mouth are "Would you like to see a magic trick?"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
You perform at the White House for free.
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