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Father Photius
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You wet your pants because you don't want to stop working on that new card move.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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You reach over 22,000 post on The Magic Café.
Father Photius
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When you can say that Slydini actually made spagetti for you.
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Soon as you hit 16600 post.
Father Photius
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You keep a log book of the magicians who appear on Penn and Teller's TV show and divide them into ones who actually try to fool Penn and Teller and the ones on there for the publicity because every new magician knows how the trick they did was done.
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You try to make it on America's Got Talent.
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You set up phony Emsils so you can like your own posts.
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On Jan 28, 2016, jay leslie wrote:
You set up phony Emsils so you can like your own posts.


You set up so many phony Emails for yourself, you begin to spell "Emails" E-m-s-i-l-s.
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Your new trick is not Water to Wine but Leaded to Nonleaded
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When you change your name to "Hocus Pocus."
Father Photius
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You take a bow every time you hear someone say "Wow! Can you believe that?"
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You ask for Father Photius’ autograph because he took a bow.
Father Photius
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I see Mark has been giving away my secrets again.

When you stand in line for two hours to get your own autograph.
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When you are trying to be a hip hop magician like Dynamike.

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Father Photius
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Mike that is the best picture I've ever seen of you. You get better looking all the time.

You have 10,000 tricks that you have never performed.
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You cannot pay your rent because you are buying tricks instead.
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You have a collection of traffic warnings that you received by doing tricks for he cop to get out of getting a ticket.
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You waste 1/4 of your day trying to post something new then you notice

Other people have more then twice as much.
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You have nothing better to do.
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Neither do I
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