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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You try sawing yourself in half.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Waiting for Father Photius to correct the spelling of his name
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you use a vulture in your act.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Going to the toy isle and squeezing every ball they have.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
NOW LOOK
Either I'm speeding up or everyone else is slowing down. Make your mind up. Either everyone needs to post nonsensical jokes or were all going to make Frank very happy and quit. What say you? Yes you...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You are speeding up in this thread.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You take your socks off, and 3 gimmicked
coins fall out...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you start trying to figure out how to make use of used political posters in your act.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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On Mar 6, 2016, Father Photius wrote: There goes half of Bob’s posts Where is the young man? Did he decide to join the 25 avid readers of these joke threads or did he just leave all the rest of us to die a slow death.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you can't remember hearing a Bob Sanders political joke.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you go to a strippers convention and do card tricks.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The Café goes down for a couple of days, and you go through serious withdrawl!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You make the same trick from Mahogany, Walnut, Wenge, Lacewood, Paduke, and Teak.
Why? Because you can.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You ask which one of your $2,000 illusions they want to see,
and they tell you 'that rubber band trick' ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your kid gets more entertainment out of playing in the box your trick came in than the audience did from you preforming it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
I think I'm posting this while I'm sleeping.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You practice card throwing until you
can hit the dog's ear every time...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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On Mar 17, 2016, joseph wrote: Does that mean the card is dog eared and you nail that corner every time or you make that small leg biting, shoe ****in, non stop yappin Chihuahua go back under the couch where it belongs. Not that I have anything against cards!
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
No, my dog is an 'eardale' ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
And the cards, Aviator or Bee?
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