You see your neighbor taking the rubber band off his news paper and you say, "hey wanna see something really neat?"

You order pizza just to practice a trick on the delivery guy

(No tip, just the trick)

You invent the remove the delivery guys spit from the pizza trick.

Your teeth are multi colored like
your mouth coils...

You get on an elevator and say, "Pick a number, any number."

You pretend your Bridge is a magic trick just ax good as pulling the nose off a 4 year old.

Except the nose trick they grab their nose and the teeth trick they run out of the room.

You are away from the Café for a long time.

When Dynamike offers to hide you in his basement

When you steal little kids easter eggs for your egg bag routine

You have more gaffed coins than you have articles of clothing.

You actually wear a rabbit costume
for your Easter show...

You know who Juan Tameriz is but you can't remember the name of our family doctor.

You include your business card with
your tax return...

You hear a parent trying to teach their child manners and asks the child before giving him something the child wants "What's the magic word?" and you shout out "Kellogg's!"

You had a tiger bite-off both arms and your still posting here, one letter at a time.

(hmmm, how?) ..

You have a Nani Darnell lunch box...

I've got 6 of them.

When your wife complains about finding sponge balls in the bed.

You can't help riffling your business cards when you pick them up

Every time you take your folding money out of your wallet you have to cut it before you count it.

There are 9 trick coins in your dryer drum...