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Father Photius
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Your doorbell chime is the theme from "the Magic Land of Allakazam."
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Your beach towel has a rabbit in hat art...
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Father Photius
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You have more rooms in your house full of magic magazines than you do furniture.
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You have a Rebo the clown screen saver...
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Father Photius
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You binge on old episodes of "The Magician" looking for ideas for a new act.
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Someone calls for a show and you tell them the color of the carpet because you were there 20 years ago
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The last new trick you added to your act went out of production 40 years ago.
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You can backpalm your cat...
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When you can expertly demonstrate 300 moves that you never use in your act.
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Your credit cards are in stay stack order...
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You hear a loud crash in the night and jump up and shout "allakazam!"
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You hear a loud crash and look to see if someone just dropped a lot of silverware.
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..and all the spoons and forks are bent or broken...
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And you have no one to blame but yourself
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Your entire retirement savings is invested in woofle dust stock.
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Your bathroom even has pictures on the wall

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OK, Jay, how did you get that picture of my bathroom?

When you insist on doing a levitation during your own funeral.
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So you're saying all those guys stink? ..

You keep biting those artificial fruits in your close up case...
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You are trying to figure out if a palm tree is a classic palm or a thumb palm.
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When you sleep in your costume.
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