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On Oct 17, 2016, joseph wrote: How true
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You believe that CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and NBC should be nominated for the illusionist of the year award.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You water and sing to your botania every day...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You are the last one to post in every thread here
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you can name every magic convention you attended in the past year, but can't remember when you last saw your doctor.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You actually go to the tavern to show your
friends all your new tricks...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You spend an hour resetting all the clocks in your multiplying clock trick because daylight savings changed.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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Falling back one hour gives you
extra practice time...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You pull a rubber turkey leg out of your pocket, pretend to take a bite, put it back and you entire family yells "WE'VE SEEN THAT BEFORE"
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You reach into your turkey and pull out a rabbit.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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Your Xmas stocking is Mark Wilson's sweat sock...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You just finished building your 10th bookcase to hold old magic magazines.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You frame all your old convention id cards...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You try the old Blackdtone donut switching routine, and it works.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You enter Dynamike's magic basement.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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On Jan 30, 2017, Dynamike wrote: And you hide out, like a stowaway, till his next thanksgiving dinner.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You watch the Houdini movie again
instead of the Superbowl...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You’re reading this
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You keep coming back hoping to see the continuation of Jay vs. Dynamike.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You sleep in a Asrah table because you don't have room for a bed.
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