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MagicBus
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That you saw Kreskin do live many years ago his version of Key-r-ect. Yep, he did it in his stage show.

Posted: Jun 17, 2009 11:47am
That Mr. Ed was mild compared to the great magic columns written by Lou Derman.

Posted: Jun 17, 2009 11:50am
That you remember what kind of magic stand Hank Moorehouse uses (a neat little cube one). That you know who currently claims he is the world's oldest escape artist.
Father Photius
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When you know the name of the column and the name of the magazaine that Lou Derman wrote in.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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When I do not know what the above 3 posts are talking about but I want to know more.
Father Photius
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When Nani sends you a note and reminds you of the parts of her full maiden name you left out.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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When you have several thousands of magician's business cards from all round the world but forgot to print your own.
jay leslie
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When you organize your office so the 1200 + samples in your wall-case are by manufacturer, then the next year you arrange them by type, then the next year you sort them by shape and the next year you place them by age and finally you have them in two categories 1, with the box & 2, without the box but you still "eye" them every so often.
Father Photius
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When you dig through your garage and discover a whole case of fanning powder.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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When you have a copy of Johnny Carson performing magic on Beta tape...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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When you can remember magician's clothesline as a "new trick".
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Larry Bean
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When you sign up for High Definition Television on Direct TV so that you can see the TV magicians better.
jay leslie
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When you go to the muffler shop in the hopes they can make you a jumbo die tube.
joseph
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The final ball bearing loads in your pockets make your pants fall down...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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When you don't own a suit coat that does not have a topit in it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
tabman
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When you knew who the Masked Magician was before anyone else.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Father Photius
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When you have three follards for the Bill tube but only one bill tube.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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(I wouldn't admit to that if it was me.)


When you start measuring your walls in the hopes of building secret passage ways.
tabman
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When you finally realize that there's nothing new under the sun and get serious about perfecting a good 15 minute act using all the old stuff.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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When you found out that all your new stuffs were actually old stuffs and the latest stuffs were even older stuffs in disguise.
tabman
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When you completely understand the afore mentioned When.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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When you are smart enough to go into the magic shop and ask "What's old".
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