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tabman
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On 2009-07-06 14:56, joseph wrote:
When you ask a gypsy for more thread...


When you don't realize this is the best answer ever and cannot be topped!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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MagicBus
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That you know HotTrix, NapkinRose, Paltergeist, Mobius, MyLovelyAssistant, WeirdThings, BarryMitchell, Axtell .coms are all magic sites...

Posted: Jul 6, 2009 4:55pm
That you keep repeatedly clicking on the Abbott Magic website/The Newest TOPS magazine site to see if the July online issue has been uploaded yet...
Dynamike
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When you've taken a picture next to Jay.
Father Photius
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(Mike is Back! Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!)

When you have 12184 posts on the Magic Café.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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When you're a millionaire.
Father Photius
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When, after 40 years of practice, you still think you are going to hit the big time and become a millionaire illusionist.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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When you have not did a show from practicing 30 years.
Father Photius
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When people can still talk you into doing shows even though you insist you have retired from such.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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When there is no way to enter your house because it is full of magic props.
Father Photius
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When you have the number to Stevens Magic on speed dial.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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When you use a Lota Bowl to take a bath in.
joseph
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When you still think Genii magazine will arrive on time...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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When you substitute flash paper for toilet paper.
JamesTong
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On 2009-07-07 00:10, Dynamike wrote:
When you use a Lota Bowl to take a bath in.


This is a huge Lota Bowl you have there, Dynamike Smile
joseph
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When you have as many packet tricks as you have decks of cards...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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When a friend you haven't seen in years comes into your house and says "What the he** is this, a magic shop?"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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When you cannot locate things at all and your wife keeps reminding you that you are living in a magic junk yard and not a house.
Dynamike
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When you see a brother magician eating rabbit instead of BBQ ribs.
MagicBus
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That you bought an overpriced can of "Spot Remover" at the store because you thought you could incorporate it into your Metamorpho Spots silks/can routine...
Father Photius
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When you read a magic book you have had since you were 8 and are very sure you read it then, and don't remember reading any of it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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