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Dynamike
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When your knit balls are getting too small for the cup.

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On 2009-07-10 11:40, ray raymond wrote:
I am a recovering alcohlic, I am trying to cut back.

When it turns you into an alcohlic.
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Good stuff Ray. Keep it coming.
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When you get tired of making yet another gimmick for 5 and 1 transpo, because you've spent yet another gimmick from your wallet.

When you no longer mind going to the in-laws for the evening, because it provides you with a new audience that is NOT your wife.

When the glove box in both your cars has at least 1 deck of cards, for traffic jams, waiting on trains, etc..

When the monthly delivery of MAGIC and GENII to the mailbox feels like Christmas morning.
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On 2009-07-10 10:42, ray raymond wrote:
When some night you tell your wife" put your clothes back on I am trying to learn this"


This is a real good one, Ray!

Posted: Jul 10, 2009 3:48pm
When you think being busy contributing to this thread makes you a productive and successful magician.
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Is that what we've been doing all these months?

When you really think that Bullwinkle could use a bigger hat.
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When you start dressing up your pets in tail coats.
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Was that a Bullwinkle reference?
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When you buy decks of cards by the gross.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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When you buy your decks of cards by Gross, Sally Gross that is, she is a dealer at the Riveria.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When you have an erection when looking at a magic shop.
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When you show Sally Gross a poker chip trick, and she has you thrown out of the casino...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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When you begin a prayer with "Dear Heavenly Houdini..."
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When after hours of driving down the highway staring through the windsheild you come up with an idea for a new move and you can't wait to get home to try it out.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When a preacher does nothing inside of a church but types on the Magic Café.
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When you can't wait to read this thread because more people are participating here.
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When you are watching the Magic Café when you got a show booked. (Sorry, gotta go).
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When you can't help but have a jokes and gags party every day with other magic addicts here.
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When you start to formulate the idea of writing a book about the magical humor of James Tong and Dynamike.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When you're in the middle of a show and make an observation that qualifies for "Why Is it that" (which you'll have to read because it doesn't apply to this thread.
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When you wonder who invented the Chinese Sticks.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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You get in the longest line so you can show more people your coin tricks...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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