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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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When your knit balls are getting too small for the cup.
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On 2009-07-10 11:40, ray raymond wrote: When it turns you into an alcohlic. |
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Corbett Inner circle Indiana 1163 Posts
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Good stuff Ray. Keep it coming.
------------------------------------ When you get tired of making yet another gimmick for 5 and 1 transpo, because you've spent yet another gimmick from your wallet. When you no longer mind going to the in-laws for the evening, because it provides you with a new audience that is NOT your wife. When the glove box in both your cars has at least 1 deck of cards, for traffic jams, waiting on trains, etc.. When the monthly delivery of MAGIC and GENII to the mailbox feels like Christmas morning. |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-07-10 10:42, ray raymond wrote: This is a real good one, Ray! Posted: Jul 10, 2009 3:48pm When you think being busy contributing to this thread makes you a productive and successful magician. |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Is that what we've been doing all these months?
When you really think that Bullwinkle could use a bigger hat.
Jay Leslie
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you start dressing up your pets in tail coats.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Was that a Bullwinkle reference?
Jay Leslie
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When you buy decks of cards by the gross.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you buy your decks of cards by Gross, Sally Gross that is, she is a dealer at the Riveria.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you have an erection when looking at a magic shop.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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When you show Sally Gross a poker chip trick, and she has you thrown out of the casino...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you begin a prayer with "Dear Heavenly Houdini..."
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When after hours of driving down the highway staring through the windsheild you come up with an idea for a new move and you can't wait to get home to try it out.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When a preacher does nothing inside of a church but types on the Magic Café.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you can't wait to read this thread because more people are participating here.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you are watching the Magic Café when you got a show booked. (Sorry, gotta go).
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you can't help but have a jokes and gags party every day with other magic addicts here.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you start to formulate the idea of writing a book about the magical humor of James Tong and Dynamike.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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When you're in the middle of a show and make an observation that qualifies for "Why Is it that" (which you'll have to read because it doesn't apply to this thread.
Jay Leslie
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When you wonder who invented the Chinese Sticks.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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You get in the longest line so you can show more people your coin tricks...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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