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Dynamike
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When you show the cashier a few tricks while others are waiting impatiently.
ray raymond
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When you are willing to spend $300 to get $3.00
come fly with me does look sweet though.
Dynamike
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When you turn down a $1000 show to go to a lecture.
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When you just can't throw away old illusions so you attach the fronts to doors throughout your warehouse and you make your Mummy Case into a cloths closet and your Sword Basket is now a cloths hamper and the base from your Broom Suspension becomes a coffee table and you make a solid top for your Asrah Table which becomes an 8 person dining room table which uses chairs form three different Chair Suspensions... and you line the common wall of your garage with 80,000 old magazines that give the house more R value. And your elastic lady becomes a Paint Cabinet and you keep your old Zig Zag in your bedroom so you have someone to talk to in the middle of the night.
tabman
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On 2009-07-12 14:19, jay leslie wrote:
When you just can't throw away old illusions so you attach the fronts to doors throughout your warehouse and you make your Mummy Case into a cloths closet and your Sword Basket is now a cloths hamper and the base from your Broom Suspension becomes a coffee table and you make a solid top for your Asrah Table which becomes an 8 person dining room table which uses chairs form three different Chair Suspensions... and you line the common wall of your garage with 80,000 old magazines that give the house more R value. And your elastic lady becomes a Paint Cabinet and you keep your old Zig Zag in your bedroom so you have someone to talk to in the middle of the night.


When you know he's not talking about David Copperfield.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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When you are trying to understand the chinese characters painted on props that are marketed as chinese magic.
Dynamike
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When you thought the linking rings came from China.
Father Photius
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When you can't reach into your pocket for anything without feeling a purse clasp and sponge balls.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When you try to decipher the chinese symbols on your Budda Tubes...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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When you make a trick with foreign characters and walk on stage to find everyone laughing because the characters you copied are a street sign that reads "Do not p in the alley"
tabman
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Wne you're proud to be part of the world's 2nd oldest profession.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Father Photius
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When you finally figure out a method to make your mother-in-law disappear.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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In the tavern, you order a scotch and soda...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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And you pay with a dime and a penny!
JamesTong
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On 2009-07-13 13:01, Father Photius wrote:
When you finally figure out a method to make your mother-in-law disappear.

That's easy ... perform Dynamike's 101 rings routine. Smile

Posted: Jul 13, 2009 3:59pm
When you enjoy watching tabman's frequent changing avatar routine.
Dynamike
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When you would pick anyone for our guest of honor.
JamesTong
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When you are so involved with magic that you forgot that you always forget to do your house chores.
tabman
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When you change your avatar just for James Tong's enjoyment.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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Thanks, Tabman Smile ... just watching your new avatars makes me want to post more here Smile
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When your wife tells you to get stop practicing and get to bed.
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