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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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When you show the cashier a few tricks while others are waiting impatiently.
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ray raymond Veteran user 329 Posts
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When you are willing to spend $300 to get $3.00
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you turn down a $1000 show to go to a lecture.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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When you just can't throw away old illusions so you attach the fronts to doors throughout your warehouse and you make your Mummy Case into a cloths closet and your Sword Basket is now a cloths hamper and the base from your Broom Suspension becomes a coffee table and you make a solid top for your Asrah Table which becomes an 8 person dining room table which uses chairs form three different Chair Suspensions... and you line the common wall of your garage with 80,000 old magazines that give the house more R value. And your elastic lady becomes a Paint Cabinet and you keep your old Zig Zag in your bedroom so you have someone to talk to in the middle of the night.
Jay Leslie
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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On 2009-07-12 14:19, jay leslie wrote: When you know he's not talking about David Copperfield.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you are trying to understand the chinese characters painted on props that are marketed as chinese magic.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you thought the linking rings came from China.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you can't reach into your pocket for anything without feeling a purse clasp and sponge balls.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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When you try to decipher the chinese symbols on your Budda Tubes...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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When you make a trick with foreign characters and walk on stage to find everyone laughing because the characters you copied are a street sign that reads "Do not p in the alley"
Jay Leslie
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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Wne you're proud to be part of the world's 2nd oldest profession.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When you finally figure out a method to make your mother-in-law disappear.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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In the tavern, you order a scotch and soda...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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And you pay with a dime and a penny!
Jay Leslie
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-07-13 13:01, Father Photius wrote: That's easy ... perform Dynamike's 101 rings routine. 
Posted: Jul 13, 2009 3:59pm When you enjoy watching tabman's frequent changing avatar routine. |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you would pick anyone for our guest of honor.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you are so involved with magic that you forgot that you always forget to do your house chores.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When you change your avatar just for James Tong's enjoyment.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Thanks, Tabman
... just watching your new avatars makes me want to post more here
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When your wife tells you to get stop practicing and get to bed.
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