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Father Photius
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When you are digging through a file cabinet a work looking for a misplaced document and find two of Daryl's Feilder's Fliers, but can't find the document.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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On 2009-07-13 18:06, Dynamike wrote:
When your wife tells you to get stop practicing and get to bed.


Are the two exclusionary or would you say they have nothing to do with each other?
Dynamike
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On 2009-07-13 18:06, Dynamike wrote:
When your wife tells you to get stop practicing and get to bed.

When your wife tells you to stop practicing and come to bed.
MagicBus
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When you get a chance to get a ride in a space ship looking prototype electric car and the first thing you mention is how cool the car would look with some rapid rabbit promotional decals on the side of it...
Dynamike
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When you go over Kyle's house to see his RJOM.
jay leslie
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On 2009-07-13 16:33, JamesTong wrote:
Thanks, Tabman Smile ... just watching your new avatars makes me want to post more here Smile


Note to Tabman: Life is short. Who knows how much longer this thread will go on? Apparently you and James have some kind of masochistic split personalities. You post more avatars. James posts more posts.... Will the expansion of this cycle ever diminish? Will you ever slow down enough so I can get a joke or matriculation in, occasionally? Will they ever perform on the same bill? Is the duck, big enough to support them on top of his bill? How much will the bill be, from the therapist I need after posting this never ending post...post?

How much glue does a glue pot need, if a glue pot could, glue pot?
Dynamike
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When you put a ridiculous post because you can not think of a post to go along with the theme of this thread.
joseph
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All your magic = your mortgage...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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When send a ton on PM post to the Eternal Order members asking for support.
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When you have a terrible nightmare that you dropped your favorite coin gaff on the sidewalk and you check that very gaff the instant you wake! Smile

Yep.....I did.....
Father Photius
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When you dream you produced a giant marshmellow and ate it, then wake up and find your pillow missing.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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When you think you can develop innovative magic routines during a bout of high fever.
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On 2009-07-14 13:24, Father Photius wrote:
When you dream you produced a giant marshmellow and ate it, then wake up and find your pillow missing.


or your doves...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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When you will work on a few sleights or flourish moves whenever you get your hands on any items.
Father Photius
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When standing in front of an air conditioner vent trying to get cool and you start wondering how you can use such a cold air flow to do a trick.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MagicBus
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If you have ever wondered who awards, and on what basis, the "Merlin Award?"

Posted: Jul 14, 2009 7:44pm
That when you saw the ad for "The Whole Thing" you thought of the late Jerry Andrus... even though the new trick does not even use a ball...

Posted: Jul 14, 2009 7:46pm
That your "portable flea circus" is actually your family pet dog Carter...
Father Photius
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When you know the difference between Walt Zaney Blaney and Walt Zaney Baloney.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
tabman
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That's funny!!

When you know that Walter Blaney's family calls him Zee Bee.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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When you think you can sell banjos to magicians as Close-Up tables with built in threads.
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When you can't find the instructions for some of your old tricks... because you put them away in a safe place, so you wouldn't lose them.
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others.
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