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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
When you are digging through a file cabinet a work looking for a misplaced document and find two of Daryl's Feilder's Fliers, but can't find the document.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
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On 2009-07-13 18:06, Dynamike wrote: Are the two exclusionary or would you say they have nothing to do with each other?
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
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On 2009-07-13 18:06, Dynamike wrote: When your wife tells you to stop practicing and come to bed. |
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MagicBus![]() Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2763 Posts ![]() |
When you get a chance to get a ride in a space ship looking prototype electric car and the first thing you mention is how cool the car would look with some rapid rabbit promotional decals on the side of it...
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
When you go over Kyle's house to see his RJOM.
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
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On 2009-07-13 16:33, JamesTong wrote: Note to Tabman: Life is short. Who knows how much longer this thread will go on? Apparently you and James have some kind of masochistic split personalities. You post more avatars. James posts more posts.... Will the expansion of this cycle ever diminish? Will you ever slow down enough so I can get a joke or matriculation in, occasionally? Will they ever perform on the same bill? Is the duck, big enough to support them on top of his bill? How much will the bill be, from the therapist I need after posting this never ending post...post? How much glue does a glue pot need, if a glue pot could, glue pot?
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
When you put a ridiculous post because you can not think of a post to go along with the theme of this thread.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17504 Posts ![]() |
All your magic = your mortgage...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike![]() Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts ![]() |
When send a ton on PM post to the Eternal Order members asking for support.
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Zaprig1![]() Elite user 470 Posts ![]() |
When you have a terrible nightmare that you dropped your favorite coin gaff on the sidewalk and you check that very gaff the instant you wake!
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
When you dream you produced a giant marshmellow and ate it, then wake up and find your pillow missing.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
When you think you can develop innovative magic routines during a bout of high fever.
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17504 Posts ![]() |
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On 2009-07-14 13:24, Father Photius wrote: or your doves...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong![]() Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts ![]() |
When you will work on a few sleights or flourish moves whenever you get your hands on any items.
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
When standing in front of an air conditioner vent trying to get cool and you start wondering how you can use such a cold air flow to do a trick.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagicBus![]() Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2763 Posts ![]() |
If you have ever wondered who awards, and on what basis, the "Merlin Award?"
Posted: Jul 14, 2009 7:44pm That when you saw the ad for "The Whole Thing" you thought of the late Jerry Andrus... even though the new trick does not even use a ball... Posted: Jul 14, 2009 7:46pm That your "portable flea circus" is actually your family pet dog Carter... |
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
When you know the difference between Walt Zaney Blaney and Walt Zaney Baloney.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman![]() Inner circle USA 5946 Posts ![]() |
That's funny!!
When you know that Walter Blaney's family calls him Zee Bee.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
When you think you can sell banjos to magicians as Close-Up tables with built in threads.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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MagikDavid![]() Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts ![]() |
When you can't find the instructions for some of your old tricks... because you put them away in a safe place, so you wouldn't lose them.
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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