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JamesTong
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You only have 3 sets of cups but a room full of final loads items (thousands of them).
jay leslie
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But you need thousands of them because your balls are so small. (James would know)
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When you have hundreds of professional journals in your chosen career field still sealed in their plastic mailing bags (and you are going to get around to reading them one day), but you receive 4 different magic magazines a month and they all have been read the day they came.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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I give, you win.
Father Photius
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(ROFL, there is no winning against you, Jay)

(ROFL stands for Ratty Old Father's Limbago)

When you you have worn out 4 sets of Tarbells and 25 copies of Complete Course in Magic.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When you take your lotta bowl across the desert, thinking you will never run out of water...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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I thought ROLF meant - Really Odd Foulard Load

When your spare bathrooms are filled with tables and props.
JamesTong
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You cannot resist performing the spoon and fork bending trick everytime there's a spoon and fork around during meal times with friends.
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When you buy your grand nephews endless numbers of magic kits hoping one of them will become a magician. (This sort of thing happens when you don't have any grandkids).
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When you keep on hoping one of your kids would suddenly have an interest for magic even when they already showed no desire at all.
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When you actually believe that one day you will master the second deal.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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When you cannot resist gaffing every cup and bending evey silver fork and spoon from your mother's collection.
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When you finally are able to do the coin roll and you think you are now a good coin magician.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When you think that the more times you pick up coins during your practises the better you become. So you created a way to drop the coins more times than any magician in the universe.
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When both of you keep posting non-stop.
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When Jay's avatar starts to look normal to you.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When to you your four most heart stirring words are not "Gentlemen, Start Your Engines!" but rather "Thank You Wilma Rench!" (after she plays "There's No Business Like Show Business" signaling the start of the Abbott's evening Get-Together program).
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When you remember piano players names like Wilma Rench.. Smile ...
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When every time you are in a bookstore, you immediately go over to the "Games" section to see what the latest magic books are that have been released to the general public...

Posted: May 12, 2009 1:09pm
When at Big Lots, you see if any new ceramic bunnies have come in for your vast collection of ceramic bunnies and bunny salt and pepper shakers...
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When you know that Michael Close plays the piano well.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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