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Dynamike
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When you see cards stuck on the ceiling at your all of your friend's houses.
joseph
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Please ignore my
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When there is a cap in every empty bottle in your house...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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When you use magnets to separate your change
Dynamike
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When your dice have no more corners.
tabman
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When you never run out of Magic related stuff to do.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
Father Photius
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When you think of Las Vegas and think of Magic first.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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When you think of magic and think of Las Vegas second.
joseph
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You give your grandchild walking liberty halves for xmas...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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When you remember when New York City was the center of the Magic universe.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
JamesTong
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When you suddenly realised that tabman changed his avatar to black and white.
jay leslie
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When you have 7 avatars....... It's just like having 7 pair of underwear......
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One for every month!
tabman
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When you can entertain yourself and others by screwing around with your Magic Café avatar.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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When you also make your avatar face left as well as right.

Just how much time DO you have?
joseph
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When you ask your guests to finish their coffee...You need to show them something with their cups & napkins...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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When you use a lota bowl to fill their cups..... as soon as they say I've got to go when I'm done with this cup.
MagicBus
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If you don't like my magic event reviews, remember, if you label me, you negate me. -Dick VanPatten in Wayne's World

If you wonder if Dean's Box will ever be purchased by Tenyo and put out in an all plastic version...

When you first finger palm the popcorn flavored Jelly Belly before popping it in your mouth...

That you are driving to Pigeon Forge in a weeks with your wife, telling your wife we're going on a brief summer vacation full of hiking in the Smokey Mountains, failing to mention the KIDabra! convention going on at the same time in hotel just happened to be booked...

That you wonder what new additions Marc DeSouza will have for Dean's Box in his new DVD not yet released...
jay leslie
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Hay... would you keep us filled in on the wife thing?

We love to hear about tension-filled, I'll get you back..... fun vacations where no one talks to each other on the ride home

Shoot some video..
MagicBus
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Hey, get out of my car- do you have a bug in there?

When you see a Smirnoff Tuscan lemonade ad on tv and think instead of "The Lemon Game."

When you go to the VFW hall in Colon not to drink but hoping to see close up.

That you put your rabbit on a diet so he'll give you an excuse to buy the new bunny appearance box from Denny and Lee.

That you wonder who ever thought of putting tassels on Chinese sticks... last place I'd ever put tassels...

That your personal checking account checks have a top hat on them- closest you could get to a magic design...

That you apply for an IBM credit card even though you know you'll be denied due to your spending too much money on credit cards in the past for mail order magic...

That sometimes you laugh out loud when reading really inside posts from this section... makes you feel special.
Father Photius
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El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
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When you can't go through a day without someone coming up and asking you if you know Cris Angel.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
tabman
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When you come in off the road and dream every night you're still on it.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
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