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Dynamike
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When you must go to magic anonymous meetings.
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You change your last name to Blackstone...

Posted: Jul 17, 2009 6:43am
Or Henning....or....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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On 2009-07-16 23:20, Father Photius wrote:
When you can't go through a day without someone coming up and asking you if you know Cris Angel.


Gosh, they have not heard of James Tong???
tabman
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When they think everyone should have heard of James Tong!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
MagicBus
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As the man working at the salad bar proudly said, "with these tongs I move the salad around." Then he said he had to go to the restroom, "and with these tongs..."

I know who James Tong is and I'm not spending too much time with magic... Party On Garth! Magish on James! James' World! James' World!
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On 2009-07-17 14:41, JamesTong wrote:

Gosh, they have not heard of James Tong???


(Everybody has heard of James Tong. Nobody would ask that question, that is like asking someone if they heard of Houdini)

When you spend all day looking for your vip passes to the Magic Castle to give to a friend, and can't find them anywhere, then sit down at your computer to read the magic Café and find them sitting right by the computer where you had put them the day before so you wouldn't forget where you put them.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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When you walk in a magic shop to buy one item, but walk out with dozens.
joseph
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When you talk to your doves, and think they know what you are saying...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
tabman
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When you walk into a Magic Shop and never leave.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

http://Sefalaljia.com
jay leslie
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Are you writing a book on me?
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After you shower, you sprinkle fanning powder instead of baby powder...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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When you expose the "mystery ingredient" in Fanning Powder.
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When all your wife's cooking utensils have been converted to different versions of the dove pan.
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When, during dinner, your wife asks: "Does anyone know why my Teddy Bear refrigerator
note holder is attached with scotch tape?"
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When your wife questions you on why there are all kinds of magnets and funny looking bags stuck at the bottom of the dining table.
MagicBus
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When you know magicians were using zinc way before Zicam and Cold Ease... I actually sold "magicians fanning powder" by the box full and advertised it in The Linking Ring in the mid-seventies... using "sterates" way before baseball players too... When you remember when Abbott's Super Z was the state of the art levitation... when you were at Wal-Mart last night buying wooden spoons at four for $1.50 and a large wind chime set from Walgreen's to make up Keith Field's wonderful human Xylophone effect... That you were trying to think of a trick using dust bunnies...
JamesTong
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When you are trying to create an improved version of the woofle dust.
Father Photius
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When you have grown tired of eating dove and rabbit.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When you are trying to make friends with magicians from every country in the world?
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