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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts 
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On 2009-07-20 15:44, joseph wrote: When you wish you were a member of the wealthy elite so you could do the above trip with your internet friends.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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When you realize it would be a whole lot cheaper to fly James Tong to Las Vegas and we all just meet him there. (Not to mention a lot more fun)
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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So true!! But as long as Im dreaming Id rather dream about going to Malaysia. I've aleady been to Vegas.
-=tabman
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts
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How about seeing if he can just levitate himself?
Jay Leslie
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4520 Posts
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On 2009-07-20 15:44, joseph wrote: When, before leaving for Kuala Lumpur, you have to charter a cargo plane. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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When you look at your social security income forcasts and start to budget for magic conventions.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Zaprig1 Elite user 470 Posts
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When you're "looking for dove in alllllll the wrong places!!!"
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24107 Posts
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When you levitate your wive into a tree when she is having a period.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17116 Posts
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You wear your chinese robe to dinner...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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On 2009-07-21 00:57, Zaprig1 wrote: When the above "when" is posted and you played in the band that had the real song on the radio in 1980. This is just too spooky. Im outa here. -=tabman
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24107 Posts
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When a female buys blue sponge balls, and next week, they are red.
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2877 Posts
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When you purchase every music copy of "Magic Bus" that you can find for obvious reasons...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24107 Posts
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Why practice "Torn & Restored Newspaper" in the shower.
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On 2009-07-21 13:24, Dynamike wrote: -Edit- When you practice "Torn & Restored Newspaper" in the shower. |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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On 2009-07-20 18:42, Sixten wrote: When you are thrilled to see your friends popping over to Malaysia. |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24107 Posts
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When you use 50 elephants in your act.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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On 2009-07-21 17:13, Dynamike wrote: ... and get stampeded even before your performance starts. |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24107 Posts
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My bad. I meant to put 40.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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Wih 40 elephants you still get stampeded and will never survive it
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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When you realize that this thread has reduced James and Dynamike to doing Elephant jokes.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11209 Posts
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When you realized that there is not enough time to do everything related to magic.
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