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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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... and you don't have freedom to buy props so freely and so frequently
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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When you stay up until day light practicing a sleight.
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When you spend hours trying to understand how a trick work through instructions that do not have any photo illustrations.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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You mean like Emerson and West's Wild Card where they write "do a DT then..." And you wonder... What is a DT? Or like Nick Trost's instructions... Or half of Grants? or every single instruction by Sherm who must have thought that paper cost more them gold so he printed match book sized instructions that were about 30 paragraphs too short?
Is that what you were referring to< James?..
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When your wife says to you, "You better get your wand out of my face."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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Or she's not sure if she wants you to touch her after performing the Dirty Hand Gag.
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you are traveling around all the forums to be recognized as the guest of honor.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you find the Japanese instructions to the trick make more sense than the English instructions.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you stop buying the ones made in USA.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you dream you are locked in Jay Leslie's sub trunk and can't get out.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you know how to imagine to hang from a jacket, but do not know how to imagine to get down.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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When you dream you show up to do a show and find out that Dynamike is already on ahead of you.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you have nightmares a guy with a gray beard wearing a gown is always watching you.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-07-24 22:05, Dynamike wrote: (That's no dream!) When you haven't picked up a prop in 30 years, one day find it and immediately launch into the old routine without missing a beat.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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When the roofs in your house is COVERED with cards. Yet you have not onced performed the Card on Cieling.
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When you refuse to take off your top hat in court.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17494 Posts
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You get arrested on purpose just to see if your new set of lock picks work...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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When you refuse to "put the cards away" in church.
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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When you know both the judge and the preacher from weekly Magic club meetings.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17494 Posts
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You move to India to practice floating...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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