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Doug Higley
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So the Wife and I are heading for the Big and Tall dept in Pennys and as we pass behind this guy (maybe in his 50's) his backside releases this loud flattaeruasnargephorft sound which one would think was heard up stairs in Towels and Linenes. Picking up our steps I say 'Whoa...good morning your honor! Thank you for sharing!'

Then not having any sense of discipline I laughed one of those laughs that you try to contain but can't yopu know? (sort of in keeping with the moment I'd say)...well the Wife contained herself and then when we got to the dept. we were after she said 'That wasn't nice you know.' I had to tell her it wasn't the fart that made me laugh...it was when I said 'Whoa!' the guy jumped about 2 feet.

Like for that moment in time he had thought he was alone in the Universe...

Catching somebody being stupid is kinda fun but making somebody jump is just about the funniest thing I can think of. Shame on me.
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I always laugh and LOL when I surprise my cats and my dog, esp the cats - as they jump and the faces say WTF?
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Doug Higley
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We moved quickly out of range.
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I worked with an absolutely stunning young blond (now a middle aged stunning blond) whos mother was from Iceland, actually she was born there as well. She was just a complete doll and she modeled and took part in little beauty contest type things usually for modeling agencies. Now what made her special was her father was a Retired US Navy Sr. Chief and this young lady had a wild sense of humor and swore more than I did, which is a lot. She loved to be some place where guys are checking her out then she'd burp loudly. We went to see her and her friend (who was a red head and better looking, in my opinion, than the blond and was the one who got the blond into these contests) do some modeling show. Ol' Greta comes out in a long evening type dress, walks to the end of the runway and turns and then rips the loudest fart ya ever heard. She kept a straight face but once she was behind the curtain you could hear her cracking up, she didn't come out again. Girls to fart!
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Santa, you horrid old liar: attractive women don't fart. Look it up.
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Doug, Doug, Doug !!!

I too suffer from quickly saying things that, on a moments calmer kinder reflection I mightn't have said.

A few months back there were a few people crammed into a lift at work and, just as the doors were closing, another chap wanders up and says " Do you think there's room for me?". Without thinking I automatically said, very light heartedly, " Yep we can squeeze you in but if the overload alarm rings, out you get !!!". It then occurred to me that this chap was a bit on the large side and he could have misnterpreted me meaning there were a lot of folk in the lift for me meaning he was a bit of a fat lad.

Whilst this is sinking in, the doors start to close and then the overload alarm goes off. The doors opened again and with head hung low our late addition trudged quietly out of the lift.

My mortification at this wasn't helped by people looking at me like I'd just clubbed a baby seal.
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That is perfectly horrible...
And something that would very likely happen to me as well.
I feel for you Gilgamesh.
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That is perfectly horrible...
And something that would very likely happen to me as well.
I feel for you Gilgamesh.
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Doug, I am crying I am laughing so hard right now.
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Airship, this one farted, swore, smoked, and after a company party showed she could also vomit. She is now married to a taxidermist in Portland.
Doug Higley
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He can have her.
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