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As the title suggests,
what is your best or worst q&a joke?

like this,how do you make lady gaga cry? poker face
how do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it

the point being, I'm doing a radio quiz and am looking for funny questions, well jokes, I could use which are funny in there own right but the contestants will get it wrong and be hypnotised as punishment.
it has to be clean as its on breakfast

any ideas
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Q:What did Eminime say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?

A: Gee you knit?

(ok it's a couple of years out of date, but I'm old.)

How about this?

A: With fronds like that, who needs enemas?

You get to make up your own question for that one.

The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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Is that a boggie up your nose?
no itsnot!
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