"Former" does him disservice. He's the original. He's AN original.

That belt buckle is swank! Thanks for the laugh, Curator

"Swank!" Ooo, have not heard THAT word, in a very long time. It fits!

No no no...
The fellow bragging about knowing Aye Jaye was a former Ronald in the 70's...That's how he knew Aye Jaye.
Sorry I was unclear!
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Aye Jaye is an amazing character. And yes, he is the original Ronald, the other guy was probably his understudy.







That was a joke.

Sorry to bump, I know TGN wont mind. Nipps, these look great, I am really interested in purchasing a few from you down the line, but do you still have those torches you had the last time I saw you. PM me, if you would.

Nipps,
If the big swords are as nice as the small one, I've got to get me one... Please PM (or EM) me details.

Steve

Are they flexible enough to do a sandwich (3) ?

That's specifically what they're designed to be used for. The best part is the stainless steel, harsh acids in the body can't do a thing to it. Plus, non-magnetic and no metallic taste. Yum!

Hey Martin, give me a call. You and Dan should stop by the house on day and I'll let you help make your own set!

Yo Nips!

Where's my price quote?

Sounds like a plan. I'll talk to Martin and we'll figure out a good day. I'll call you.

Thanks Nipps, we will be in touch.

Nipple,

The swords are nice. I would like to have a specialty "hilt".

Are you capable of fashioning a custom shaped "hilt"????

I would also like a quote for just plain old sword.

Hernan...I didn't know you were a MC member. Where do you
hang out on the Café? I haven't seen you posting in this
section. I just joined a few days ago and I'm still stumbling
around trying to find stuff and figure things out.

Herman, I can fashion pretty much anything from metal. These sword blanks are all I have right now, so a plain old sword is not in the works as yet, but thanks anyway!

TgN...I would be interested in a Elaborate Sword...Spare no time or expense!...Take your time, Uh, pull out all the stops....Now as you know I myself do not swallow swords...Yet I could use it for a Cerimonial purpose...I would like to take your laborously Hand-crafted work of Art to "The Gathering" (if they ever schedule it when I'm off) and, once again as I do not swallow swords, I still would like to place it in a Orifice.....On John St#3ng!!!!

I need something special to cut the cheese... One of these puppies should do...All bright and shiny too!

Jim, I have no problem selling you a sword, or any other object for that matter. Just as long as it doesn't get "lost in the mail" so you can get a second one for free.

Not that you would actually DO anything like that.... or advise one of your employees to do so.... just sayin'... stuff like that can happen ya know!

I would never do that....My Help..I don't know?...He went back to peddlin Clown-Noses....

The time has come now for all those TRULY interested in a stainless steel swallowing sword to step up and place your order. Dan Meyer's stack has been finished and will ship out soon.

Yes, I used the phrase "swallowing sword" and I will stand by it! The blade material is SO soft it will never hold an edge, so it is useless as a cutting tool. The softness of the metal also bends quite easily, so it can't be used as a striking tool either. The only use this sword has is for being crammed down the gullet of a willing performer... so for all those debates here about calling a sword one for swallowing only has been ended here!