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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
The best way to deal with bears is to not get close to them. Stay out of the places that they frequent, and if you see one, quietly and confidently walk away.
Bears are the right analogy here. John (Who has quietly walked away from a few bears.)
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
This reminds me. Men, be men! If you get into a fight and get punched out don't rat out the guy or any of that stuff, take it and move on.
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
My friend Michael said the person who licked his binder spit over it and thus my statement that the binder was licked was inaccurate and no further exageration of the event was made. I present a cut and paste from Mr. Mystics own post about the situation:
A very immature "friend" decided, for some foolish reason, to lick my binder. I fully expect the non event in Toronto to expand into a full assault before long. Thank you. |
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michaelmystic2003 Inner circle 3062 Posts |
I don't care that he licked my binder... it was silly and juvenile. No big deal, I grab some paper towel to clean it up... when I come back, everything of mine was spit on... my copy of Erdnase, my binder, my notes, my bookbag, everything. That infuriated me. Not him licking my binder, him showing such a blatant sign of disrespect and ignorance.
Learn more about my upcoming book of close up magic and theory SYNTHESIS & SECRETS: A Magic Book in Four Acts: https://www.michaelkrasworks.com/synthesis-secrets
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Gilgamesh_The_Librarian Elite user 408 Posts |
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On 2009-07-21 16:08, Michaelmystic2003 wrote: Whoah, hold on !!! You took your copy of Erdnase into school ? Whats that all about ? |
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kcg5 Inner circle who wants four fried chickens and a coke 1868 Posts |
Lol
again, give him a break.
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!
"History will be kind to me, as I intend to write it"- Sir Winston Churchill |
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Xaethia Regular user Australia 124 Posts |
Quote: On 2009-07-20 11:01, gsidhe wrote:
"Technique beats skill. Psychology beats technique. Philosophy beats all. Think about it." CrdShk
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Good news Michael! I'm writing a musical with you as the central theme!
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Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
Will there be tap dancing in the spitting scene?
I feel the two go together. And will Michael be a sorta male Tracey Turnblad? |
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
What I'm doing is reworking the great girl songs of the 1950s and incorporating Michael and crew into them.
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michaelmystic2003 Inner circle 3062 Posts |
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On 2009-07-24 14:44, Destiny wrote: It's bizarre to hear you say that... in Drama Class, my friend and I did a satirical piece, in which he tried to coax me into being Tracey Turnblad in an impromptu production of Hairspray. Afterwards, my friends would come over and jokingly comment on how I would "make a great Tracey".
Learn more about my upcoming book of close up magic and theory SYNTHESIS & SECRETS: A Magic Book in Four Acts: https://www.michaelkrasworks.com/synthesis-secrets
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Rizzo Inner circle East Coast 3346 Posts |
4 pages in and this gets stranger and stranger.
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Gilgamesh_The_Librarian Elite user 408 Posts |
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On 2009-07-24 21:37, MagicSanta wrote: Its your project so I should keep my nose out but I do think that a musical horror (like little shop of horrors) has some mileage. I was thinking of " I spit on your Erdnase" as a working title. |
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Rizzo is right....
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Douglas Lippert Inner circle E Pluribus Unum 2343 Posts |
Michael, perhaps this will help you act like a man and maybe it will stop people harassing you.
Enjoy my magic friend! http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=real_men http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/......_suicide For when you're dating : http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=26_things
Douglas Lippert
Former I.B.M. Ring #8 Secretary |
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Geez, tough guys. What is a metro sexual? Someone who has sex on public transportation?
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Douglas Lippert Inner circle E Pluribus Unum 2343 Posts |
LOL @ MagicSanta.
By the way, those links are probably NSFW due to the language.
Douglas Lippert
Former I.B.M. Ring #8 Secretary |
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
On that suicide one I saw a police training book (might have been from a criminal college course) and they had a photo of a guy who killed himself by hitting his head with an axe a few times! Now that was a dedicated to death dude.
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
A metro-sexual is someone who gives off all the "visual clues" of being gay, but still has sex with women.
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
Ed,
Perhaps 'still has' should read 'still hopes to have'. |
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