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jay leslie
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When is James going to PM me?
Father Photius
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When is the U.S. Government going to officially recognize magicians as an oppressed minority.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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When is the Café going to self destruct from all these posts?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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When is it I will post my next post?
jay leslie
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When will joseph change his tag line to "There she blows"?
Father Photius
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When is Dynamike going to change is tag line to "Now here he is, the one, the only, Dynamo!"
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jay leslie
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When will Photius change his tag line to "Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician.."

Posted: Dec 31, 2010 1:03pm
Yes but.. the suggested version only has two dots at he end.
Father Photius
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(rofl)

When is it going to warm up and start acting like El Paso outside?
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Dynamike
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When is Jay going to change his tag lines to "Every one of my post are untrue."
jay leslie
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When is every one of my posts untrue?
Answer When they are not on the level.


Level + Untrue = carpenter terminology
Father Photius
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When is everyone going to realize this is supposed to be a week of vacation for me?
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joseph
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When is that hole in my pocket gonna go away?...
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Father Photius
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When is there a holiday coming that I don't have to get up at 6 AM for a liturgy?
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jay leslie
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If you moved to the west coast it would be 8 am.

But then if you still got up at 6 am and moved back to Texas it would be 4 am.

My advice is to not move and be happy that you're not getting up two hours early at 4
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See....... I just saved you 2 hours and you don't have to do anything.
Father Photius
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When is my Svengali deck going to hustle someone?
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joseph
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When is my nudist deck going to bare the naked truth?...
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Father Photius
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When is my booking for Caesar's Palace going to ccme through?
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When is everyone going to keep their New Year's resolutions?...
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Father Photius
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When is congress actually going to pass a useful law.
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When is a magician going to include a jackalope in his act?
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