When is the Café going to have a cyber crash again?

When will magicians stop wearing capes? Was Batman a magician? When will magicians be funded as an art form similar to NPR, The National Endowment for the Arts, The Gilmore Keyboard Foundation, etc.? When will I learn how to get all these blasted fruit flies and nats out of my office? When will FISM be again held in the U.S.?

When is there going to be a government welfare for all the low income magicians?

When will Criss Angel stop doing impossible stuff that doesn't use stooges or ridiculously impossible mechanics? Such as having a spectator pick a dollar, initial it, put the in a vending machine, spectator then picks any product, and in that vending bottle is the chosen bill. Give me a break. Reminds me of the "quick change" mini act he did at Luxor with the "volunteer" store clerk. Yah, right, I don't believe, and I hope I am not whining... So when will we return to not-anything-goes tv magic with cutaway shots, stooges, camera angles, not real in time shots, fake spectator selections, and stuff a "magician" could never perform in any reasonable setting such as at a magic convention or school? Almost like Harry Potter saying we should "believe" that repeatedly stating it is "completely fair" while the adoring spectators watching keep chirping through verbal bleeps in how "crazy" it all is. Yikes, my mind is definately freaked out tonight... It may be fair to Criss but not much to the rest of us. I can't watch this anymore ... I don't want to see next our military being "mind freaked" in the land mine demonstration... When will I feel better and getting rid of the sick feeling out of my stomach as I watch Criss breathing very hard to detect mines while amazing our military? I feel better now, I turned the channel... Criss says he wants us to "decide what it is"- and I decided when it was time to watch something else... and it really is funny Criss can pull it off...

When is Photius going to start liking Dynamike threads?

When will I realize it 3:30AM in the morning and time to go to sleep and stop magic forum posting? Yikes!

When is an inventor going to go "green" making magic tricks?

When is micro magic going to be introduced?

When is that person I met at Abbots Get Together going to tell me who he is?

When is this Abbots Get Together thingy going to create a big laugh for everyone?

(hahahahaha. It just did)
When is the masked magician going to try and catch a bullet between his teeth, but mess up?

When is the masked magician going to start posting here with us?

When is it we are going to let Frank in "Eternal Order."

When is Dynamike going to open a magic shop so the Café members can go support him?

(I had a Ball and Vase for sell when the Café started. No one bought it yet.)

When is Dynamike going to retire from the Café?

When is Dynamike going to sell his Ball and Vase trick at the Café again?

When is James going to stop wearing me out with so many post?

When is Dynamike going to outdo Jonathan Townsend in posting?

(another 100 years)

When is Dynamike going to put together his own magic Café?

When is Dynamike going to announce the opening of his own magic forum?