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Father Photius
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When is anybody going to finally realize there ain't no such thing as a "free" lunch?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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When is the audience going to leave the chairs where I set them, instead of moving them and blocking the isle?
Father Photius
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When is the birthday boy or girl going to finally remember their name when you get them onto the stage?
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Bob Sanders
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When is there going to be gold in the golden years?
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Father Photius
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When is there going to actually be real gold in blue and gold banquets?
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hbwolkov
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WHen is the network going to produce a magical version of Truth or Dare
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Bob Sanders
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When is going to be as much a basic right to choose what you eat as it is to choose what you smoke?
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Father Photius
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When is it going to be possible for me to eat something tasty and still keep weight and triglycerides down?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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When is some other state going to challenge Illinois as the center for political criminals?
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Father Photius
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When is an airline not going to charge magicians returning from conventions for the extra weight to their luggage?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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When is Dynamike going to check this post to see if I mentioned his name?
Bob Sanders
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When is April Fools Day going to be a magicians' holiday?
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Father Photius
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When is the bottom of the pile ever going to show up?
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Dynamike
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Quote:
On 2011-02-23 21:39, jay leslie wrote:
When is Dynamike going to check this post to see if I mentioned his name?

(never)

When is it going to stop snowing this year?
Father Photius
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When is just one magic convention going to come up that I don't get swamped the week before it trying to get out of town to it?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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When is April 15th going to be moved to April 1st?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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When is the FBI going to get a name you don't have to spell?
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Bob Sanders
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When is the word "Presto" ever going to speed something up?
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hbwolkov
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When is flu powder going to be available at your neighborhhod magic store?
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Bob Sanders
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When is it going to be normal for taxpayers to use a magician to file their tax returns?
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