When will a man, dressed as a polar bear, ask me for directions to the north pole?

When is FIRE magic going to be risk free and endorsed by management (other than a personnel office).

When is the fire department going to prefer a magician to a spotted dog for image? (Both could find a fire hydrant!)

When will top hats come back in style?

When is not going to be embarrassing in America to say, "Yep! this is who we elected!"

When are you going to cut that rope, you've been holding it forever.

When does it become obvious that these are "Cut no-Cut" scissors?

When is mentioning the planet Uranus not going to bring a grin to a 6 year olds face ?

When is the Nobel Prize going to be given for achievement rather than pity and publicity?

When will stupidity take a day off.

When is "Say When" not going to mean before I spoke?

An election going to only count the legal votes?

When is the cynical phrase vote early vote often going to be more of a joke than a reality.

When is going to be confessed that the Court House fire burned next year's election results?

When is Mitt going to be referred to by his real first name ?

When is the GOP going to actually run somebody against Obama?

When is America going to realize that the problem with democracy is that someone is always elected?

When is Copperfield going to vanish Congress?

A magician going to be allowed second takes and post production in his shows?

When is Congress going to vanish Copperfield ?