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When is the election preempted for a magic show? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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When is joseph going to make us an avatar
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(How do you make an avatar of a 6ft tall invisible rabbit?)

When is the Magic Castle going to realize that its out of town magician dues are way too high?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When is Jay going to see that is what I really look like? ...
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When is my Christmas shopping going to be done. I bought a picture frame for Josephs photo but I guess it shall remain blank.
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When is Abbots going to deliver my new illusion, just because I haven't ordered one is no excuse.
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On Aug 26, 2016, joseph wrote:
When is Dynamike going to reappear
in a puff of smog? ...

Now.
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Now, When is he going to disappear?

Note: if you answer that, then you didn’t disappear.
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On Feb 2, 2017, jay leslie wrote:
Now, When is he going to disappear?

Note: if you answer that, then you didn’t disappear.

When he goes to his grave.
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When is forever?
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When is the start of time?
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When is the intermission?
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When is the end?
joseph
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When is my wild card gonna change back?...
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When is my 40 year old wardrobe going to come back in style?
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When is my wife gonna let me
buy a sponge rabbit?...
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When is Joseph going to hide his spare change?
Father Photius
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When is a magician ask for an ugly female volunteer from the audience?
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On Feb 12, 2017, Father Photius wrote:
When is a magician ask for an ugly female volunteer from the audience?


The first three months into a new marriage.

When is the sponsor going to just pay me instead of me chasing them all over the building.
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When is my wife gonna give me my $2 cut
for my magic show?...
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