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Bob Sanders
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When is my audience going to be so rich that they'll take my picture with a borrowed $20 bill?
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Father Photius
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When is Bob Sanders going to get smart and quit magic and buy a Dairy Queen franchise?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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When is Bob going to invent the Chocolate to Vanilla trick.
Bob Sanders
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One ahead too fast?
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hbwolkov
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When is Jay Leslie going to come out with a 1000 Foot Rope Tie Challenge ?
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Father Photius
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When is Bob going to turn a silk purse into a sow's ear?
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jay leslie
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When is Photius (No first names, please) and Jay going to invent the 1000 foot sows ear escape?
Father Photius
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(Hey been meaning to talk to you about that, I got this idea see...)


When is magic going to finally recognize Jay's genius?
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hbwolkov
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When are the Cleveland Cavaliers going to have a magical season?
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Father Photius
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When are the Dallas Cowboys going to let the cheerleaders play?
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joseph
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When is my cylinder & coins cork going to stop smelling like Ripple?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Quote:
On 2010-12-18 06:55, joseph wrote:
When is my cylinder & coins cork going to stop smelling like Ripple?...

(Love it! I may steal that one.)

When is my assistant going to be less stiff than my starched shorts?
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When is someone going to ring in and tell me who Jardine Ellis is?...
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jay leslie
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Ring, ring... Hello?... must be a disconnect.
Father Photius
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When is someone going to finally discover exactly what a nog is?
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mahucharn
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When will my mother finally discover how I do my tricks??
Father Photius
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When is mahucharn's mother going to finally tell me how he does his tricks?
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Bob Sanders
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When is there going to be reserved parking spaces for magicians?
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Father Photius
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When are magicians going to be able to afford cars to need reserved parking spaces?
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When is someone going to figure out what to do with all those folded cards?...
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