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Father Photius
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When is congress going to fillibuster a congressional pay raise?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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When is a talent buyer going to assign anyone except from security to help with moving your stuff?
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When is a security guard going to tell you that you can leave your stuff here?
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When is this weird thread going to end?
Father Photius
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When is Dynamike going to learn the song "this is the thread that never ends, it goes on and on my friend..."
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When is the economy going to make all magicians become clowns too?
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When is Dynamike going to realize that there is too much competition in the clown market, with all the politicians out there?
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When is clown make-up going to come in spray cans?
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When is some clown going to tattoo his face to save makeup time?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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When is someone going to be a blackface clown?
Father Photius
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When is Greg going to finish that Allakazam interview DVD?
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When are people going to learn how to spell "Allakhazam"?
Father Photius
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(two different words, one classic american tv the other english transliterated arabic)

When is the U.S. Government going to make the purchase of magic apparatus tax deductible?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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When is "new" Houdini memorabilia going to stop flooding the market?
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When are the forgers going to realize that you can't sign Houdini's name in ball point or put it on modern parchtext paper as neither were invented yet when he died.
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Dynamike
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When is a magician going to do a break dance in his show?
joseph
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When is someone going to wallpaper his rooms in magic posters?...
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(I've got two of them that way, Joseph)

When is Dynamike going to finally show up at WMS?
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hbwolkov
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When is Dynamike going to capitalize the M in his name?
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When is the invisible lodge going to be visible?
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