When is Joseph going to sell me some of those thread he is buying from the gypsy?

When is magic for dummies II coming out?...

When is metal thumb tips going to be re-introduced again at magic shops?

When is some one els gonna post on here instead of James and Dynamike. lol

Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:28pm
I got sting by a bee today. It cost me £11 for a jar of Honey. lol

Posted: Sep 21, 2009 11:30pm
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%

But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12 +19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing
will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7

= 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the ******** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'

That's a good one, Jimmy. And food for thoughts too.

Thanks James
It is possibly true in most cases. lol.

When is the public going to stop looking at magic as a puzzle?

When is a magician like public transport. you wait 30 mins for a trick then 3 come together.

When is magic going to be shown on TV everyday?

When is Dynamike going to show us his website?

When is the sponge ball shape going to be sold in triangular shapes?

When is that billiard ball going to stop slipping out of my hand?...

When is the appearing cane going to stop shooting at the light bulbs above?

When is the orange bush going to sprout on my botania?...

When is the vanishing cane going to stop hitting my pinky?

Dynamike going to show us his new website?

When is Dynamike going to give us more exposure, publicity and traffic from his website?

When is my little black book going to fill up with gigs?...

When is Dynamike going to start his linking rings lectures?

When is someone going to pay Dynamike $100,000 for his Linking Ring routine?