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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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Everyone, please drive home safely...because I'm walking.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Ladies and Gentlemen! It's a pleasure performing for you and if you don't like my act you can throw all those rotten eggs at that gentleman there ... he's called "Dynamike"!
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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"If you enjoyed the act the name is (Your Name) and if you didn't the name is (David Copperfield, Lance Burton, Dynamike, James Tong, Lois Lipschitz, or what ever works for you.)"
"Thanks ladies and Gentlemen, I've got to run...while I still have a head start on you." "That concludes our show for this evening, I hope you enjoyed it. If you didn't please remember that I have armed security guards backstage." And for Dynamike: "Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen. Ladies, for one dollar I'll be happy to supply you with a 8X10 photo of me to set on your dresser at home, for five dollars I'll be happy to autograph it for you, and for 20 dollars I'll come home with you and sit on your dresser myself."
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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And Please, if you're driving home...don't forget your car.
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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I thought the topic was for the end of Dynamike.
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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On 2009-07-31 23:20, jay leslie wrote: NEVER!
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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On 2009-07-31 23:22, Maloney wrote: Well, Jay, you can't win them all. |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17291 Posts
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See you again next winter....(The host) just said it will be a cold day in January before I hire him again...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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"If you liked the show I'm Dynamike. If didn't, I'm John Doe."
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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On 2009-08-01 07:41, joseph wrote: I like this one.
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-07-31 23:22, Maloney wrote: Wow! Dynamike has a supporter here 
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17291 Posts
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Maybe he taught him his 101 rings routine...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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I really learned it from him.
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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On 2009-08-01 22:12, Dynamike wrote: Thanks, I finally get credited!
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-08-01 23:02, Maloney wrote: When is your teach-in book coming out?  I would like a copy too.
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MagicB1S Inner circle Knoxville Tenn. 1039 Posts
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Are the applause because you enjoyed the show or because I am finally finished?
"There are Tricks To All Trades.... My Trade is all Tricks"
"An amature practices until he gets it right. A Professional Practices until he can't get it wrong" www.Themagicchest.webs.com bobswislosky@yahoo.com |
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REV BILL Special user Glen Burnie Maryland 909 Posts
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If you enjoyed the show please tell the management. If you loved the show please tell my mother,because she always thought that I would never amount to much.
Specializing in Family Entertainment,Gospel,Comedy and Educational programs for over 30 years.(Order of Merlin)
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REV BILL Special user Glen Burnie Maryland 909 Posts
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I have performed in a lot of places, before many audiences but I have to honestly say, that here today, with you, this has been the most recent.
Specializing in Family Entertainment,Gospel,Comedy and Educational programs for over 30 years.(Order of Merlin)
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To make all of you happy I will now disappear.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-08-02 21:01, MagicB1S wrote: MagicB1S, this is a good one! 
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