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Dynamike
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Everyone, please drive home safely...because I'm walking.
JamesTong
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Ladies and Gentlemen! It's a pleasure performing for you and if you don't like my act you can throw all those rotten eggs at that gentleman there ... he's called "Dynamike"!
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"If you enjoyed the act the name is (Your Name) and if you didn't the name is (David Copperfield, Lance Burton, Dynamike, James Tong, Lois Lipschitz, or what ever works for you.)"

"Thanks ladies and Gentlemen, I've got to run...while I still have a head start on you."

"That concludes our show for this evening, I hope you enjoyed it. If you didn't please remember that I have armed security guards backstage."

And for Dynamike:
"Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen. Ladies, for one dollar I'll be happy to supply you with a 8X10 photo of me to set on your dresser at home, for five dollars I'll be happy to autograph it for you, and for 20 dollars I'll come home with you and sit on your dresser myself."
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MikeHMagic
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And Please, if you're driving home...don't forget your car.
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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jay leslie
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I thought the topic was for the end of Dynamike.
Maloney
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On 2009-07-31 23:20, jay leslie wrote:
I thought the topic was for the end of Dynamike.


NEVER!
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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Dynamike
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On 2009-07-31 23:22, Maloney wrote:
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On 2009-07-31 23:20, jay leslie wrote:
I thought the topic was for the end of Dynamike.


NEVER!

Well, Jay, you can't win them all.
joseph
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See you again next winter....(The host) just said it will be a cold day in January before I hire him again...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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"If you liked the show I'm Dynamike. If didn't, I'm John Doe."
Maloney
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On 2009-08-01 07:41, joseph wrote:
See you again next winter....(The host) just said it will be a cold day in January before I hire him again...


I like this one.
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JamesTong
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On 2009-07-31 23:22, Maloney wrote:
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On 2009-07-31 23:20, jay leslie wrote:
I thought the topic was for the end of Dynamike.


NEVER!


Wow! Dynamike has a supporter here Smile
joseph
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Maybe he taught him his 101 rings routine...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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I really learned it from him.
Maloney
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On 2009-08-01 22:12, Dynamike wrote:
I really learned it from him.


Thanks, I finally get credited!
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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JamesTong
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On 2009-08-01 23:02, Maloney wrote:
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On 2009-08-01 22:12, Dynamike wrote:
I really learned it from him.


Thanks, I finally get credited!


When is your teach-in book coming out? Smile I would like a copy too.
MagicB1S
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Are the applause because you enjoyed the show or because I am finally finished?
"There are Tricks To All Trades.... My Trade is all Tricks"

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If you enjoyed the show please tell the management. If you loved the show please tell my mother,because she always thought that I would never amount to much.
Specializing in Family Entertainment,Gospel,Comedy and Educational programs for over 30 years.(Order of Merlin)
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I have performed in a lot of places, before many audiences but I have to honestly say, that here today, with you, this has been the most recent.
Specializing in Family Entertainment,Gospel,Comedy and Educational programs for over 30 years.(Order of Merlin)
Dynamike
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To make all of you happy I will now disappear.
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On 2009-08-02 21:01, MagicB1S wrote:
Are the applause because you enjoyed the show or because I am finally finished?


MagicB1S, this is a good one! Smile
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