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If it rains a lot in your area, Southern California, I would use a Lota Bowl. I heard it is a good way it will fill up on its own.
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What are the top 5 tricks your store is going to sell?
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We sell a lot of coin-coin, miracle money and whatever the new "flavor of the month" is.
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Who are you targeting? Newbies?
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If your shop is going to be online, send me a catalog book.
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James, I don't target anyone unless they shop lift.
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Just had a guy in here that didn't want to buy something because it wasn't wrapped. I told him that we manufacture it and I could wrap it for him, now.

I actually had to show him the parts in the shop, in their boxes, to prove that we manufacture it because it wasn't wrapped. I'd like to see him make GM show him the factory to prove they make cars.
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What material are your brass cups made of?
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On 2009-08-20 13:16, Dynamike wrote:
What material are your brass cups made of?

Brass! Smile
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On 2009-08-20 13:13, jay leslie wrote:
James, I don't target anyone unless they shop lift.
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Just had a guy in here that didn't want to buy something because it wasn't wrapped. I told him that we manufacture it and I could wrap it for him, now.

I actually had to show him the parts in the shop, in their boxes, to prove that we manufacture it because it wasn't wrapped. I'd like to see him make GM show him the factory to prove they make cars.

Jay, your customers experiences are really funny. You should write an ebook about it. This shows there are all kinds of weird people around the world.
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If I come, you are not going to make me walk in back door are you? If so, I will tell Obama.

Posted: Aug 20, 2009 1:33pm
(it better have a portable potty)

Jay, send me an application for a job position. I want to work the night shift.
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Didn't Obama tell you that he went in through the side door (that lead straight into the sub-trunk which is going to be shipped to N. Korea)? You didn't know Obama is a magician too?
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That means you get to answer all the overseas calls from people who want free shipping on a five dollar item. I hope you speak Japanese, German and Italian... you might want to brush up on your english too.
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You straight, dude. Ya kno' wha' I'm say'n, homie? Good look'n, bro.
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On 2009-08-20 13:56, jay leslie wrote:
That means you get to answer all the overseas calls from people who want free shipping on a five dollar item. I hope you speak Japanese, German and Italian... you might want to brush up on your english too.

I can understand all languages as long as they speak ebonics.
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When you think ebonics is an ebook about bonics. No wait, that's the other thread.

;)
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...

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LOL
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Yes...I love this thread...

Hey ..What does this vanishing cane do?

or

What does this appearing cane do?

Years ago, when I knew nothing about magic, I opened an walsh cane.
Almost took out a glass display case.

These days I know even less.

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On 2009-08-21 09:34, Harris wrote:...I opened an walsh cane.
Almost took out a glass display case.


Reminds me of the line from "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie wants the BB gun and his mom says, "You're gonna put your eye out!"

-=tab
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Real exchange:

Kid: "Gee, how many tricks can you do with a TT?"

Shop Owner: "Three thousand seven hundred and sixty eight."

Kid: "Wow!"

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Myself (about seven years old): "I have thirty-two cents. What can I buy?"

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On 2009-08-21 09:34, Harris wrote:
Years ago, when I knew nothing about magic, I opened an walsh cane.
Almost took out a glass display case.
Harris


A few weeks ago my metal appearing cane went off
in my pocket. Almost took out ....
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